Big Stinky Baby

I've been using Depends for a while now. While they so the job, they don't do it especially well, and I often find myself leaking if I wear them overnight. I'd give them about a 6 out of 10.

What are some good laxatives that would not seem like unusual purchases? That is, any medicine stronger than ibuprofen or something like prune juice would be too conspicuous.

Younger, actually. I was fully trained, including nighttime, when I was 2.

Mormons are, in all ways, Christian. "Mormon" is not even the official name--it's the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Christ is the foundation of the religion and all of it's beliefs; the Book of Mormon's subtitle is, in fact, "Another Testament of Jesus Christ" and contains much scripture pertaining directly to Jesus. I was raised Mormon. I'm atheist now, but I still have a lot of respect for Mormonism.

Granted, because newborns are all now adult-sized. Enjoy childbirth, ladies. I wish for a stern, dominating babysitter.