I AM NOT A THERAPIST!

Look, I can't believe I have to spell this out, but I DO NOT come to the chat here for people to trauma dump on me. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FEEL DEPRESSED! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT!

I come here for FUN. Having you tell me about all the dark shit in your past IS NOT FUN, I AM NOT QUALIFIED TO HELP YOU SORT IT OUT, AND EVEN IF I WAS, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME! I don't wanna hear it, HAVE SOME BASIC RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE, OK?

I wanna have FUN. I want to talk about the subject matter that brought us all here. WHY IS THAT SO HARD? If you need someone to trauma dump on, DON'T TALK TO ME!

We're all here because we're horny as fuck. So what up my cum covered fellow creeps? 

Hey, I sent you a message on Spandi

Not ignoring messages, just having some chronic pain issues at the moment. Flare ups happen but that seldom makes them more tolerable.

"Hey, Mario!" 
(cries)
"Don't be a baby, Luigi!"
"But I AM."
SMB3 - The Toddler Terrors of Time Travel