Off to my mum's for Christmas

[Abi]

Leaving in 2 - 3 hours' time.

Not back until some time on 27th.

No internet access while I'm there.

[spoonchicken]

😮 No Internet ??? 😮

[Dee Cee]

Well , I am hear , and , I ain’t, going anywhere , unless  I unexpectedly , croak , let’s hope that don’t happen …it might really upset , my loving wife ! 
   But my mom’s been dead for 2 years now , and I do miss her , so…