Starters! ♥️

[typicalrussianparent]

You can specify the context you want these starters to take place in as well! (Feel free to steal.)

“What have you done?”

"How did you manage this?”

“I think I’m stuck.”

“To be fair, this isn’t entirely my fault.”

“That chair was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

“This is the third time this week your sheets are wet!"

“What happened this time?”

“Can I sleep with you? I had a nightmare..."

“I don't know about this... what if people make fun of me?"

“I promise I'm a big boy/girl!”

“I fell out of bed and scraped my knee!"

“Stop hovering over me.”

“I don't need a parent, I promise!”

“I heard a loud crash and just knew you were at the center of it.”

“Why are you always making a mess, hm?"

“You’re going to have to take a time out!"

“You're a sweet little thing, aren't you?"

“It’s like I have to child-proof the planet for you.”

“A stuffed animal? What do I need that for?”

“But I don't WANT a pacifier!"

“Do you need help?”

“You did not see that!”

“Yeah, definitely didn’t see you trip over your own feet, silly."

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