Vintage Diaper Tragedy

[heartwood]

As an avid collector I’m always on the hunt. While searching drug stores and pharmacies  im looking for old stock that is still on the shelves. Have found some gems over the years doing this. 
  Last night at a cvs I found a golden egg. Not a holy grail but a nice 2015 pampers cruisers size 4, perfect condition. Just chilling on the shelf, waiting 8 years for me to show up. I thanked my lucky stars and proceeded to the self check out. Self check out wouldn’t work. So I asked the employee and they said the diapers are not in the system and can’t be sold. I beg and pleaded with no success. The more I negotiated, the more the employe squeezed the bag in front of me, ripping the perfect packaging. Left empty handed, frustrated and heart broken. 

[DAQ]

I am imagining you going back after hours to retrieve the loot in an Ocean's Eleven style heist.