Don't horror movies start this way?

[ValentinesStuff]

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/plant-brought-to-the-office-14-years-ago-has-grown-into-600-foot-monster/

 

Someday we will all bow down before this green monster.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Is "Protective Solutions" another name for "Little Shop of Horrors"? Can they not spell "pruning shears"? This would make a great H. P. Lovecraft story: THE IVY THAT SHOULD NOT BE

How come nobody called the SCP Foundation to send in a Mobile Task Force (probably MTF Lambda-7; Code Name "Little Lambdas Eat Ivy")

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

The real question is how do they end

 

[ValentinesStuff]

Of course the Brits already have practice fighting giant plant monsters.

 

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

The Original from the late '50's