Choice Of Words

[dlsafrica]

As I sit in a very badly applied double diaper which won't survive due to broken tapes, I am thinking of choices of words that might get unexpected results...

Like "I just want to wear diapers" gets one wearing ONLY (a definition of just) a double diaper and T-shirt that is far too short to cover up the fact that one is wearing a diaper.

Or "Treat me like a baby" gets one pacified (if a baby refuses to open his or her mouth, pinching the nose shut for a few seconds will get the desired result), diapered (and changed only when someone else thinks it's necessary, sleeping in a crib and being fed in a highchair.

Any more things that babies should be cautious of consequences for?

 

[Cruiser 03]

Depending on your caregivers personality a temper tantrum could be life threatening ?