Song Challenge

[le Hollandais]

For all you diaper lovin' song writers out there, here's the challenge. Make up your own tune. Here are the lyrics. The rule is you have to use the lyrics as written. No changes allowed. Any style you want, rock, rap, reggae, folk, country, knock yourselves out. We split the royalties 50/50 (Ha! that'll be the day Hell freezes over.)

How I Love Pooping My Pants

© 2022 le Hollandais

1.I awoke this morning to answer the call<br>
Of nature's most urgent demand<br)
I stood there amazed at the warmth as I gazed<br>
As a yellow stain spread over all<br>
  Now some may decry<br>
  This fetish that I<br>
  Practice though some look askance<br>
  But nobody knows<br>
  As urgency grows<br>
  Oh how I love pooping my pants<br>
  	CHORUS:  Oh how I love pooping my pants<br>
  			I'll do it when I have the chance<br>
			While walking the dog<br>
			I can roll my own log<br>
			Oh how I love pooping my pants<br>
2. Oh yes, I have done this since I was a teen<br>
   My friend John Thomas was there<br>
   He stood there erect<br>
   And enjoyed I suspect<br>
   Our mutual one handed affair<br>
		As the turtle then poked his head from the door<br>
		We both stood there and grinned<br>
		At the warmth fore and aft<br>
		As I reached for the shaft<br>
 		My diaper so securely pinned<br>
			CHORUS: Oh how I love pooping my pants<br>
					I'll do it when I have the chance<br>
					My diaper secure<br>
					Contains the manure<br>
					Oh how I love pooping my pants<br>
3.  Now that I'm older, I love it more still<br>
	Each time my diaper I fill<br>
	Morning and night, give me such delight<br>
	No other past time can fulfill<br>
		And now that I'm done<br>
		With my kinky fun<br>
		A clean diaper awaits as before<br>
		I'll clean up the mess<br>
		As usual, I guess<br>
		And then pad myself up once more<br>
			CHORUS: Oh how I love pooping my pants<br>
					I'll do it when I have the chance<br>
					I'm stinky and proud<br>
					As I sigh right out loud<br>
					Oh how I love pooping my pants.