freswith Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Juliaphobia. (Definition unnecessary.) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Juliaphobia. (Definition unnecessary.) Allright allright we know - Fear of showing your Julia obsession Kritterphobia - fearing all creepy kritter including toads! Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Lionphobia Fear of everything just like the lion from the Wizard of OZ. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Mechanophobia: dread of mechanical things (like Daleks!) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Nekrophobia - terrified of being too close to certain toads! Link to comment
freswith Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Ohmygawditsjuliaphobia: morbid dread of acid-tongued dames in wheelchairs. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 peephobia Fear of peeing Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Quickd#ckphobia - fear of men with premature ejaculation (what kind of word is that.. premature.. does it mean that their ejauclation is not yet as grown up as they are ? ...does it mean that their tadpoles are under legal age limit ?... and is that even legal ?) Link to comment
freswith Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Ranidophobia. Morbid fear of frogs. Often, in advanced cases, associated with an obsession with male ejaculation. Prognosis is severe and increasing dementia leading to eventual obsession with quasi legal issues. Sufferers are usually sequestered in suitable padded environments for their own safety and that of the public. Incurable, can only be palliated with Brompton Cocktail. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stainphobia Fear of poop stains on your plastic pants. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Tetrarotaphobia: loathing of four-wheeled things. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Urbanphobia Fear of living in a city. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Verbophobia: Fear of words Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 And I thought that was Wordphobia. Wartphobia Julia's fear of warts from toads or any reptile. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 xylophobia - fear of tree (frogs) Link to comment
freswith Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Yankeephobia: Also known as Robert E Lee Syndrome. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Zeppelinerphobia, fear of burning objects falling from the sky... Beware windmills, you might loose a wing or two!! I get the next round... I Say things Freddie Mercury must remember when he marries freswith! Angel tie downs, so he will not hover too much! Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Bats to feed him with. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 How kind of Julia! Having had me burnt, stomped, eaten & the rest of it, she now marries me off to a diseased dead queer. Is there something about me she doesn't like? Is it something I've said? Cash. Lots of it. Enough to buy a competent hit-man to take care of you-know-who! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 How kind of Julia! Having had me burnt, stomped, eaten & the rest of it, she now marries me off to a diseased dead queer. Is there something about me she doesn't like? Is it something I've said? Cash. Lots of it. Enough to buy a competent hit-man to take care of you-know-who! I don't think the queer pee ple like you call them that, they prefer to be called Homer sexual, because of their loud D'Oh when they wake up in the morning and see what they've brought home..(sorry, I'm not a Homer Phobic, it just sounded funy) Atleast this won't kill you, afterall not right on, but if not handled with care it could be quite deadly, so you must admit I try to treat you a little more friendly! Dustbuster with lilypad safe suction ! Link to comment
freswith Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Dustbuster with lilypad safe suction ! I wonder if Julia understands what that the device is famously used for? Electric Cattle Prod. To keep the rampant musical wooftah off me. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 ^ I love it...oh Julia you're the coolest Gargantuan Garter Belt Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Heavy container of flies. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Inhumation; swift, final and deep for that unwanted and unlamented shirt-lifter. As Blackadder pointed out, when it was suggested that God would punish the bum-bandits: "Can it be worse than what they do to each other?" Link to comment
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