Pamper pride: a rough guide to the diaper dimension

[Pamperbum_uk]

 Pamper pride : A rough guide to the diaper dimension.
By Lucy Catherine schoon.
2010 was when the last Hadron collider first started smashing atoms. At the time people on the internet was, rightly or wrongly, fearful of the imagined repercussions of the fete.
Whilst this publication cannot make connections between this event, and the myriad of otherworldly dimensions that have seemingly sprung up in the last decade. 
Other theories on the subject include,  an natural atmospheric phenomenon cases by climate change, a once in a millennial natural occurrence, and a sign of an imminent biblical end of days.
Whatever the reason, the barriers between our world and other dimension are become weakened leading to relatively safe passage between dimensions.
This travel guide was written with the following  things in mind.
1: whilst we have discovered numerous dimensions in the past ten years, there are eleven  according to string theory, our focus is entirely on the amazonian universe the American tabloids have crudely named the "diaper dimension".
2: this guide is aimed at willing "littles", in order to given them the best chance of finding a loving, caring, Amazon. It does not endorse any incidents of "enforced babyhood".
3: the publishers of this guide have no political affiliations.  But whilst we are neither or against "little rights", this has be written to give our readers the best quality of life.
4: this is a British publication, aimed at UK resident.  Plenty of similar tomes have been written In the US and other countires.
In the past decade there have been countless incidents of transdimensional rifts or portals. And least two dozen in the UK alone. Everyone knows the names of the most publicised locations. 
Ludite circus, bloom street, the land of green ginger, pottage pease, wookie hole... Amongst the best know portal locations. Each easily accessible to the average little.

 Chapter one: What is an amazon?
The Amazon dimensions is quite quandry. And to many of a religious persuasion almost evidence of intelligent design. As a willing little it would be very tempting to believe that. After all it is a world almost made for us, where we can babied to our hearts content.
In order to understand why the Amazon dimension would seem like seem like Such a  good place for a little, it's important to ask the question. What is an amazon.

The Amazon world is a world very much like ours, but very different too. Amazon earth is much larger then our version. It's living beings are  much the same as ours, but have evolved be much bigger.
On average, an adult human Amazon is some where between 8" and 12" tall.  There planet has a much stronger gravity that not only makes it harder for anyone from our dimensions to walk or even stand, but also has a greater pressure on our internal organs. Most notably the bladder and bowles.
They are also longer lived then 'normal' humans, living to an average 50 years more then we do here.
Female Amazon's are slightly different from female counterparts on our 'planet', there breast produce milk for most of their adult life. 
Amazon breast milk has the following noticeable differences....
A) it has mild narcotic quality to people from our dimensions, which is both relaxing and addictive.
it has an strong laxative quality to people from our dimension.
C) it has a much higher quantity of female hormones. Leading to softer skin and hair loss in littles. Most notably body hairs.
Although there's is little evidence for this, it's been said that there has been complete male to Female sex changes in little who have excessively suckle amazonian breast milk. But that was in very rare circumstances.

Chapter two: so, you want to be babied???
Charles moulton masters, was an early proto femenist, inventor of a component on the lie detector, and the creator of wonder woman.
Masters had a theory he called 'loving submission'. Basically put, It was the theory that person could gain strength from choosing to put themselves in a position of weakness.
This is very important to remember if you decide to look for an Amazonian care giver. Once you make your choice, it is usually for life. So when giving yourself over to an amazon, you must look for ways to stack the deck in your favour. Chosing an amazon you have an emotional bond with is one thing, rather like being in "love" in this dimension. But a careless choice may land you with someone who is abusive. It also cannot harm to find a caregiver who is in a better financial position then you would have been in this realm.

Chapter three: crossing the void. Amazon's in the UK.
As previously mentioned, in the past ten years, numerous portals have opened up across the globe. There are at least 8 "offical" crossing points i this country at time of oing to press, an dozens of rifts that have yet to be officially verified by the Ministery of voids. At this point I cannot stress enough how important it is cross the over to the amazonian world from an offical portal. 
Not only is there the matter of customs to concider, but there are many other dimensional rifts. Some of which lead to places where the rules of science aren't the same as here or the amazonian dimension. 
When the first drone was sent into the amazonian dimension, diplomacy was fragile to say the least. Many diplomats did not return. Since have improved in the past few years, though.

A basic treaty has been put in place. And little who are in tour groups are, mostly, safe from abduction. Although it you don't want babying  it is important to remember, no matter what happens. NEVER leave an organised tour group.
On the immediate other side of every portal, by interdimensional law, is the joint safty area. Known as the "white zone". Whilst lots of Amazon's sell their products to littles in this area, they are forbidden to make 'adoptions ' here. It is also forbidden to tag littles, or sell 'infantile' products. 
If you want to be adopted, you will have to move beyond the white zone and into the world  beyond. 
A smart option is to buy an Amazonian phone, many of which are available from the white zone. 
One of the most surprising companies to move into the telecommunication sector in recent years is fisher-price. They are the premier manufactures of amazonian phones small enough for littles to use.
Many littles have been rather dismissive of the Fisher-price moble, calling it "incredibly patronising" . They are quite chunky, with big red and yellow plasticy buttons, and very limited functionality. But for the little wanting adoption they are invaluable. 
One built in app on the phone is the mother finding app, kinder. Kinder allows the user to set up a profile that can be seen by prospective parents. Giving the user a modicum of control.
It's important for any little to be aware of the effects the dimension are having on their body, as soon as they cross the threshold. It will be hard to walk, and it's recommended that little s use the electic buggys freely available from the white zone.
Gravity will also be weakening their bladders. Some kind of protective undergrament is essental. It is illegal to buy nappies from the white zone. Shops selling 'baby care' are a common site just out side of the white zone, but a cruising sites for Amazon's looking for adoption. They cannot necessarily be trusted. 
A sensible plan is to bring a reasonable supply of nappies with you before entering the void.

chapter four: how to make adoption safe. 

Assuming you don't feel like using the Kinder app, then you need a plan to make adoption as safe a possible. Just strolling out, letting yourself get picked up by the first willing Amazon has lead to a fair share of horror stories. So a game plan is important.
Every white zone had a multimedia area, equipped with internet ready computers. It really is worth taking your time to do your research on the area into which you crossed. Which districts of town are the most affluent? Where are the best daycare? It's important to makes plans to get to these places. The better the area, the less likely to find a cruel or abusive little.
Chapter five: preparing for adoption day.
On the day you choose to get adopted, getting up early is a must. Pack a bag with plenty of fresh nappies, and lots to drink. Infantile clothing with help to sell yourself.
Every white zone is connected to the city by a monorail system. Easily the quickest way around your chosen city. Getting up early, preferably before 5:00 will help you beat the rush hour. The monorails are practically deserted first thing in the morning. Make sure you get on the correct train. Avoid any "rough" areas a possible. 
Aim to get to your chosen destination for the school rush. Make note of all the schools and playgrounds in area. This is your cruising ground. Remember the better the area, the better the amazon. Find a discreet place indeed you need to change yourself before you get picked up. Although, hopefully, that's something you'll never have to bother with ever again.

This rough guide, is hopefully a practically and safe path to an ultimately loving and fulfilling relationship with a lovely Amazon caregiver. And may your journey though the diaper dimension be a sucessful one.

 

[kirababy]

very interesting, would love to see more of this