Back to Babyhood for Bad Behavior.

[Wannatripbaby]

I thought I was about to have a heart attack, but then he said I could get changed before we go and I relaxed. "W-what do I have to do?" I ask, not quite sure what he means by being good.

[Danny]

Looks at you "well I want to hear you say how you like being a baby girl and that you're a good girl because you messed your baby pampers" 

[Wannatripbaby]

I blinked. How does he expect me to say something like that with any kind of conviction? I know if I say it wrong he'll get mad. What am I going to...

And then a weird thought hit me. He wants me to act like a baby, so why not say it like a baby?

"Me wike being a baby giwl. And me will be a good giwl because I messed my pampews." I stuck my thumb in my mouth to seel the deal.

[Danny]

I look at you "is the little baby girl liking her stinky diapee. Baby girl is a cutie girl too aren't you little one. Yes you are. Yes you are!"

[Wannatripbaby]

I don't know why, but I actually giggled around my thumb. I was really getting into this whole thing! I mean, it was still an act. Consciously I should've been screaming inside. But I just... wasn't. It was like I had flipped some kind of switch in my mind.

[Danny]

Looks at you and raises my eyebrows 

seriously. Is she enjoying this? Maybe I'm not punishing her enough.  It's a punishment.  She's not supposed to like it.  

"You're a helpless little baby and need someone to change you"

[Wannatripbaby]

"Mmm-hmm" I nod my head, thumb still in my mouth. Whatever you say, as long as I don't have to sit in a crowded movie theater wearing a stinking diaper.

[Danny]

seriously does she think I'll make her sit in a cinema stinking it out and embarrassing me. There's no way I'm going to be embarrassed because of that. I guess I've got no choice but to change her now...

looks at you "come on stinky. I better get you changed. But you need to ask me nicely"

[Wannatripbaby]

Didn't I already do that? Oh well, once more, into the breach! "Pwease change my diapew." I put my thumb back in my mouth and bat my eyelashes at him.

[Danny]

Looks at you "and act like you actually mean it!" I reply and I give you a glare 

[Wannatripbaby]

Oh! He wants me to say it in my normal voice? Okay then I guess.

I take my thumb out of me mouth "please change my diaper."

[Danny]

Looks at you and smirks "sorry. I didn't quite hear that. Babies don't speak like big girls.  I want to hear you be a good toddler and speak in a toddler voice"

[Wannatripbaby]

Can't this guy make up his mind?

"Pwease change my poo-poo diapew."

[Danny]

Looks at you "and why is that baby girl? Did the wittle baby make a stinky In her diapee?"

[Wannatripbaby]

I nod my head "Me made a 'tinky in my diapee." I rub my diaper for emphasis.

[Danny]

Smiles at you "did you. Well. I guess we better change you then. Do you want unkie Dan Dan to change you?"

[Wannatripbaby]

I take my thumb out of my mouth, "I'm guessing changing myself is out of the question?"

[Danny]

Looks at you "babies don't change themselves" I say as I lead you upstairs 

[Wannatripbaby]

"Thought so. Still, never hurts to ask." Usually.

[Danny]

I glare at you "I know but you should know that by now honey" 

[Wannatripbaby]

"Sowwy." I put my thumb back in my mouth.

[Danny]

"Now come and lay down. You've done a lot of poopy diapers in a short amount of time.  Are you enjoying them?"

[Wannatripbaby]

Am I supposed to answer truthfully or tell him what he wants to hear?

"Is that a trick question?"

[Danny]

Looks at you "nope I want you to tell me the truth" I say as I point towards the changing table with the supplies ready 

[Wannatripbaby]

I climb on, "Well in that case, No! Of course I'm not enjoying my poopy diapers! Who in their right mind would enjoy shitting themselves?" I realize what I said and instantly cover my mouth, "I'm sorry! I didn’t mean to say that! It just sort of slipped out!" Oh, God! I'm in for it now!