Grandma's Baby (Private to Danny and I)

[Danny]

I smile at you as I see you playing but then see the thumb in your mouth and I don't look impressed

"what did I say about you suckling your thumb?" I say as I put a pacifier in your mouth and grab the mittens and I leave the room and head downstairs where everyone has finished their drinks and as its getting late, they say their goodbyes and head off, after saying how sweet you are and that they want to take it in turns babysitting you and having playdates with us.

I smile but then as soon as they leave, I rush upstairs to you and picks you up and lays you over my lap as I remove your onesie and pulls your diaper down and gives you 20 hard spankings "You do NOT put your thumbs in your mouth. they carry germs and you promised me you wouldn't suckle your thumb. now that is your first strike. any more and all of the baby stuff will go and I will be applying you for jobs whether you like it or not"

I pull your diaper back up after putting 4 suppositories in and does your onesie back up as I put you in your crib

 

[BabyGabrial]

I lay in my crib crying behind my pacifier banging my mitted hands on the mattress and try to run my bottom "I THOWWY GWAM GWAM! I THOWWY! PEASE NO TAKEY AWAY!" I try begging you for forgiveness as I cream and have muffled screams in my pacifier

[Danny]

I have left the room and I ignore your whining but know that you can't get away with everything you throw at me and that I have to be tough 

[BabyGabrial]

Pretty soon I cry myself to sleep

[Danny]

I sigh as I feel I may have been too tough on you but I know as I've said already that you can't get away with everything

[BabyGabrial]

I wake up in the middle of the night hungry so I start crying my lungs out

[Danny]

I don't hear you as the battery has fallen out of the baby monitor and you've been naughty so I'm punishing you. Bad boys need to be taught a lesson 

[BabyGabrial]

I just lay there crying and crying until I fall back asleep after hour or two of crying

[Danny]

I come up to see you and picks you up and takes you downstairs while you sleep and comfort you as I hear you softly whimper 

[BabyGabrial]

The suppositories worked overnight so I'm really really messy

[Danny]

I smell something and lifts you up and checks your nappy and realises what you've done but I won't change your diaper while you sleep so I just cuddle you 

[BabyGabrial]

I wake up slowly and look around wondering why I'm not in my crib

[Danny]

I look at you "is my baby boy awake. Someone needs a fresh diaper don't they. And you know why Gwam Gwam did that don't you sweetie.  Bad boys need punishing. You've got two more chances otherwise you'll lose your diapers and I'll potty train you again. At you going to suckle your thumb again or a pacifier?"

Takes him upstairs to get him cleaned up and thinks about giving him a bath after I've cleaned him up. 

[BabyGabrial]

I start whimpering remembering yesterday. I sniffle out "no Gwam Gwam. Baby Dommi no want to be a big boy fuww time agaij. Wanna stay Gwam Gwqm baby" I say and then start crying again

[Danny]

I ignore your whining and just get you changed and cleaned up and into a fresh diaper and decide you're cranky and need a nap 

[BabyGabrial]

I continue crying and asking for forgiveness and begging you not to make me grow up

[Danny]

Looks at you and sighs "honey we agreed this wouldn't be permanent so stop crying and be a good boy please. You'll be in diapers for at least four months before you begin looking for employment"

[BabyGabrial]

" we agreed that it be permanent as long as I get a job you're saying you're going to take it all away and I don't want that I want us to be Gwam Gwam's baby even when I start working" I say softly crying

[Danny]

Looks at you and sighs and doesn't reply "you are twisting my words.  It won't be forever and you knew that from the start"

[BabyGabrial]

I look down sadly and whimpers not wanting to grow up

[Danny]

I sigh "but that's not for a few months yet so enjoy this time okay"

[BabyGabrial]

"But Gwam Gwam said as wong as I find job I be baby fow AT WEAST a year" I say pouting and crossing my arms

[Danny]

I sigh and look at you and don't say anything to your answer "If you pout then I will spank you, so don't be a naughty baby"

[BabyGabrial]

I try not to path but it's really hard in my lip starts quivering

[Danny]

I look at you and sigh "what's wrong gwam gwam's baby?"