16 & Babied

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Yes I do it"

[Danny]

Looks at you "you do what buddy?" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"I can stay dry"

[Danny]

I nod and smile "I know you can buddy but you know that I'm not here all the time so you'll have to help your mommy out and keep using the potty. Can you do that for me? If you stay one whole week dry without accidents, I'll take you to the fun fair. Does that sound like a deal?" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Yay fun fair!"

[Danny]

I smile at Joey "come on buddy let's go see your mama and ava.  I think she's feeding her.  That might be why she asked me to come over" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Mama has a surprise for you Dan Dan. Shhhh. I'm no a'posed to tell"

[Danny]

Looks at you "what sort of surprise. She's not turning my room into a nursery is she. You called me Dan Dan" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

He laughs "No. It's just for you. Don't tell"

[Danny]

I start getting suspicious "okay. What do you want me to do next. Does Ava need a change?" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Let's go see"

He runs over to Ava

[Danny]

(My bad. I thought I was now talking to Angie) 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"She does could probably use changing. Thank you for being so thoughtful. I'll handle it.

Not a lot of boys want to change their little sisters"

[Danny]

Looks at you "i am sure I can handle it. I've changed plenty of Joeys poopy diapers so I'm sure changing Ava won't be too bad. Maybe Joey could help?" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

Joey: "I help"

Angie: "Well ok. The supplies are by the changing pad. I'll get dinner started"

[Danny]

I take Ava from you "aren't you a little cutie Ava. You sure do have a cute smile" I lay her on hèr changing pad, not knowing what surprise she has done. 

"What do you think she's done Joey. Did she make stinky?" I say as I unbutton her onesie. 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Ava pee pee'd in her diaper"

Joey says proudly

[Danny]

I sigh with relief "that's not too bad then. Let's open that diaper. Can you help me with the tapes?" I ask Joey 

[bigbabymikey1062]

He untapes her diaper.

"Hey Where's her weenie?"

[Danny]

"Buddy. She's a girl. Boys and girls are different.  She has a different part to me and you" I feel awkward as I try to explain that boys and girls have different body parts and I get the old diaper out as quickly as possible before she does anything more. 

[bigbabymikey1062]

He wipes her with a wipe

"So when does she get to be a boy like us?"

[Danny]

Laughs "Buddy. She's a girl. You and Ava have different body

parts. Do you understand?" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Yes. Can we do boy stuff later?"

[Danny]

"Of course we can. Do you want to see the new incredibles film?" 

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Yes"