Getting rid of hair

[BigC300]

Have you ever seen a Professional Barber preparing to give someone a shave? They take a steaming hot wet towel and wrap it around the person's face for several minutes. This process makes the hair stand up for shaving! If you stand in the shower several minutes with warm water running across your body, such as your face or genital area, this will prepare the area for shaving. Just go to Walmart and get a Gillette Razor and a can of Gillette Sensitive Skin Shave Cream. When you get through, you will have a smooth shave with no irritation.

[Guest]

I found this comment on a website - I was crying with laughter and had to post.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

[abdldiaperedbilly]

I have tried waxing...It works good, but your hair still does grow back after awhile....so now I have switched to an at home laser....it works awesome!

[Bettypooh]

Post of the week to you FetFun!

[oliver d]

FetFun you made my day with that post I can see her now as she walked into the kitchen

[Guest]

@Bettypooh @oliver d,

Thanks, I can't help but cry with laughter every time I read it, it was something I was going to try at some stage...........think I might give it a miss now.

[babyhuey123]

I shave my pubic area every 3 days or so, to keep the itch down.

[tayiie]

I have tried waxing...It works good, but your hair still does grow back after awhile....so now I have switched to an at home laser....it works awesome!

[Wheels]

I use a Norelco electric shaver.

[babybub]

I am going to have my first wax done in a week or two. Cannot wait to see how it feels.

[Diapered Dave]

I shave "Down There" a few times a week. Being a bedwetter, it's a lot easier to wash up in the morning with no hair there. I have tried plucking the "Hair there" in the past, which gives me a smooth diaper area for a few weeks. But it is quite time consuming and hurts too!