Last Post Wins....

[underwhere]

It is a good thing that I was taught by one of "The Five Chinese Brothers" personally how to swallow the ocean. A pond, being much shallower and having much less water than the ocean, means I can then walk the distance back to safety before releasing the water into the pond again, all without drowning. Since I am still alive, I am winning.

[luv2beSpanked]

*pushes underwhere into the pond*

You were winning!

[underwhere]

Well, since you seem to luv 2 be spanked, if I have read your handle correctly, I shall do you the greatest injustice of all, and not spank you. HA!

Anyway, this pond is a lot of fun to splash around in. *splashes luv2beSpanked*

WINNING!

[luv2beSpanked]

*blocks the splashing with an umbrella*

Ha still dry and your now Losing!

[Valisia]

Runs into the pond head first

[freswith]

With all this activity in my pond I decide to extend it into a lake, more in keeping with the dignity of a winner.

[underwhere]

A lake? Why stop there? Why not a sea, or more specifically, a Dead Sea? Oh, wait, hmmm, that would most likely kill a fresh water frog. Oh well. Winning!

[lilJester]

*sneaks away with the win*

[luv2beSpanked]

*trips lilJester*

I'll take that thank you very much!

[freswith]

*Falls into the Freswith Patent Elephant Trap*

Trophy rolls out of the aperture at the bottom into the Freswith Patent Trophy Basket.

[Valisia]

You guys are silly

[luv2beSpanked]

*Ponders if McDonLee is at a comedy club then sneaks off with the win*

WINNING!!!

[Valisia]

I'm always at a comedy club. Its called I win

[Eir]

Reading the story Accidentally on Purpose by Terra gave me an erection as long as the width of my hand. Whoa! It's about a girl who gets dominated by her girlfriend after wetting her panties. (Mods please delete if this is obscene)

[luv2beSpanked]

ROFL terryfighter is in the wrong thread!

*sneaks off with the win while terryfighter's post distracts everyone*

WOOOOOOHOOOO........................... WINNING!!!

[Valisia]

I'm to young to be an Aunt

[luv2beSpanked]

I'm to young to be an Aunt

Are you sure?

Btw I'm winning yet again!

[Valisia]

Yes I'm sure lol

[Eir]

Me win

[underwhere]

"Quand le chat n'est pas la, les sourits dansent."

A rough English translation of this wise French saying is "Since nobody else is around to dispute me, I win."

[luv2beSpanked]

the guy above me is now losing!!!

[underwhere]

The guy below you is now winning.

[luv2beSpanked]

Are you sure? Because from this angle it sure doesn't look like it!

[underwhere]

*flips his laptop monitor upside down*

Now see, from this angle, I am both above and below you, and therefore, I win.

[luv2beSpanked]

Nope your still losing and I'm still WINNING!