Last Post Wins....

[underwhere]

If you want to run away, that is fine with me. That just means I will be winning, kindof like I am now.

[freswith]

"kindof like I am now."

Such appalling English! Wrtie out "as I am doing now" one hundred times and then go and stand in the corner.

Leave such important matters as winning to people who can speak and write proper English, like wot I can.

[Bonsai]

Frog, take cover, hungry storks are coming this way and they really carve for something fresh from the pond.

You can go now and let me win.

[freswith]

My Stork-deterrent is simple; half an inch of armoured glass just under the surface of my pond, then I swim to-and-fro underneath.

Any bids for a stork with a splintered beak and a raging headache?

[underwhere]

Such appalling English! Wrtie out "as I am doing now" one hundred times and then go and stand in the corner.

Leave such important matters as winning to people who can speak and write proper English, like wot I can.

There is a difference between spoken English, written English, and croaked English. Quite a few things can be gotten away with, and anyway, unlike an infamous statesman who claimed he was a jelly doughnut while trying to speak German, there is no mistaking either my intent or my expression of my intent.

I swear, some frogs just like to knitpick everything to death.

In any event, don't come croaking to me if they decide to turn St. James Park Lake into a landfill.

[freswith]

It's "nitpick", being that part of de-lousing which involves picking out the nits - the juvenile lice - otherwise known as "chats", hence "chatting", a usage from World War One covering a relaxed social occasion of mutual de-lousing. Unlike other ape species, humans do not consider it necessary to eat the nit/chat after picking it.

See you in the chat room....

[Guest babyturtle]

Can someone help me pack to run away?

[Bonsai]

My Stork-deterrent is simple; half an inch of armoured glass just under the surface of my pond, then I swim to-and-fro underneath.

Any bids for a stork with a splintered beak and a raging headache?

Saw the Storks in Stuka diving mode, then heard a loud thudd and such birds did not raise again...

While frog chants his victory over Luftwaffe birds, I win here.

[Valisia]

Turtle why would you want to run away?

[Guest babyturtle]

because you guys is fighting and me no want yous to fights

[Valisia]

You just got 2 mommies out of the deal ^.^ (although I never pictured myself as a lesbian) Oh well

[Guest babyturtle]

hehe its okay 2 mommies is like the best present eber

[Valisia]

^.^

[Bonsai]

If you ever wish to hire a babysitter that still has some nighttime accidents, I'm available

[Guest *~Andi~*]

[Guest babyturtle]

RAWR

[Eir]

Once my parents decided they would make me call a babysitter. They let me sweat for 2 hours, and then said they would force me to do it if I ever did that again. My sister and I got into an argument over all the bad things we did to eachother, infront of guests!

[Valisia]

Wow Terry just wow....

[Eir]

Oh yeah, we were in junior high at the time, not very mature yet. My father thought it would be amusing to have me call a girl FROM MY YOUTH GROUP and have her babysit me. My mother finally realized that that would not be the best idea. Needless to say, my sister and I never made guests feel uncomfortable again!

[underwhere]

I can only imagine what would have happened if you had misbehaved again.

I am not imagining that I am winning.

[Valisia]

Lol that sounds amusing when you put it that way terry.

[BabyBelle]

Meme

[Valisia]

thought it was MiMi

[freswith]

How about YouYou, you know, one of those funny things like a spinning ball on a string which keep on coming back?

A bit like this game, in fact.

[underwhere]

No, see, it's nothing like this game. If it were like this game, you would be winning, but alas, you are not. Since I have come back, I am not winning. So there!