Parts The Clonus Horror

[curiositykilledthecat]

Okay if there are any fellow die hard Misties on here like myself then it's time to re-watch Parts the Clonus horror.

The movie itself is awful and revolves around an illegal clone farm and one of the clones escapes and manages to find the person he was cloned from. The actor who played the clone had a constant look of confusion throughout the movie so when they get to the house where his donor lives the AB style jokes start.

1.) Can you put on my footie pajamas

2.) Put me in my Johnny Jump up

3.) Oops I crapped my self again

4.) Can one of you guys change me

5.) Can I watch the lion king again

6.) I want Teddy Grahams.

There are a ton of these lines being thrown out by Mike, Crow and Tom Servo during this scene and being part of the community it makes the scene even funnier. I found one of the scenes where they keep making clone daddy jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR9j98sxZyU&feature=related

[curiositykilledthecat]

Towards the end of this clip there are more of the jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TImaeGEN6c

There may be a few more in this set too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1twHIHovY-8

I can confirm there a few jokes in part 9.

[JDL23]

Hilarious, all of it.

This one isn't quite so ABDL-related, I just like it and wanted to share:

[curiositykilledthecat]

Hilarious, all of it.

This one isn't quite so ABDL-related, I just like it and wanted to share:

A date with your family..Ahh the Woody Allen Story.

[Darkfinn]

So wait, this is a crappy version of "The Island"?

[curiositykilledthecat]

It's what "The Island" was a remake of.

[dogpiss]

I LOVE me some MST3K (Keep Circulating The Tapes!). I'd like to give a <virtual> moment of silence for the [recently] late Peter Graves (star of this film, a B movie staple and a Native Minnesotan, just like MST3K itself!). And for non-MSTies, you may know him best for this line:

"I'm Peter Graves, and this is Biography [on A&E]."

[diapergirl80]

Clonus is a hundred times better than the Island, and one of the first MST3ks I ever had the pleasure of seeing (I was late to the party, okay?).

Never store combustibles with your old people.

[curiositykilledthecat]

My first ever mst3k was "Pod People" I actually tried to three movies of my own. Considering we didn't know what we were doing and did everything as the movie aired it was average but for having no script some of the jokes were priceless.(I did Uncle Sam, LOTR 2 Towers and A walk to remember)

[dogpiss]

OK 5 words:

Manos: The Hands of Fate

I still don't know why I was supposed to be scared of Torgo's large knees!

[curiositykilledthecat]

Actually manos is supposedly actually meant to be a porno, however for obvious reason the movie was gutted when brought to the states and thus the horrible piece of crap you witnessed was born.