So I Accidently Said It

[pampers08]

Okay,Well as most of you know i have been working at walmart for almost 3mos and i have met several people some B****'s some weird and some okay...Well there is this one guy i work with that i say hi to all the time and i just figure he has a g/f or whatever okay so about a week ago he invites me to his car and we were gunna eat together but i had to be back at work in 10minutes so i didn't i just thought this was a friendly chat but here comes the weird part b4 this he tells me that he's divorcing his wife and they were swingers and now 6years later he has a g/f and is happy with her so i get this whole story well the other night at work we say hi he says hi bla bla and eventually i see him around he clocks out and i siad " are you clocking out " he says "yes" I say "why dont you want to stay here with me" and he has this no never mind not going to say it but he was thinking pervertedly.anyways sorry for the rambling we start exchanging phone numbers and aim screen names and we b4 this were bettin eachother who can be the most perverted he leaves and 2hours later it's time for me to leave i get home and get on and we talk he gets into the perversion thing and asks me how perverted i get i said 1-10 probably a 30 so we were playing and i was being silly but not serious and i said when i saw you come in i could just barely contain it but unfortunatly i had to....i was just playing but he wanted me to be serious and has said comments towards being "friends with benefits" i have just about 2mos ago broken up with ex boyfrend and not for sure im ready for this but eventually we continued to talk and somehow i dont knwo what i was thinking or saying until i finished but i told him online non the less that i was an infantilist and i explained it and he siad no b/d(big deal) and we went onto saying he liked bondage and golden showers so i dont know if he will say anything at work to anyone else about my ab/dl desires or what he siad we would keep online life online and work like at work

Uggg sorry long post just a little weirded out i think the guy is cool but he realy wants "friends with benefits" and is constantly wanting to show off his penis and wants me to show him private parts of me

[Codymoogle]

1. Tell him that you're freaked out and that he should slow down. That's the best advice I can give.

2. Please try to use proper punctuation and capitalization - it makes things a lot easier to read.

~ moogle

[PampersPete]

I'm not touchin' this post with a 10" pole

[lilwetone]

I honestly tried.. but you lost me about halfway through that paragraph.. can anyone please summarize?

[Guest Saya]

I asume his gril friend doesn't know about his online nature? I would be carful when exploring online play, that you don't get too deep.

[diaperpt]

I honestly tried.. but you lost me about halfway through that paragraph.. can anyone please summarize?

me too!

Hey pampers08, I don't want to be offensive, but at least build some spacing in. Punctuate and capitalize if you feel like, but at least spacing would help some of us figure out what you want to say!

There are a lot of us (I think) who are probably interested in what you have to say, how you feel, etc, but just can't plow through a single rambling list of thoughts.

I'd like to know what it is that's going on, but I just can't follow it. (And is it the same kind of stubbornness that makes some others stick to this style of writing?), but frankly I give up rather than struggle through posts like this.

[Depends1578]

..couldnt understand the situation. space it out and use some proper grammer please. we can't help or give our opinion if we cannot read it.

[Codymoogle]

I honestly tried.. but you lost me about halfway through that paragraph.. can anyone please summarize?

The OP seems to be saying that they met this guy at Walmart, where he works, who seems to have a girlfriend. This guy also seems to be divorcing his wife (?) and that 6 years later has a girlfriend. This guy and his girlfriend seem to be swingers. Eventually, the OP sees the guy clocking out at work (I assume this guy is a co-worker of the OP) and the guy asked the OP if he "wanted to stay there" with this dude. The OP seemed to think Guy (that's what I'll call the guy for the rest of the post) was thinking perverted thoughts, possibly about OP. Guy and OP start chatting and exchange information, and before they can bet on who can be the most perverted, Guy leaves. Two hours later, OP clocks out and goes home. OP gets online and talks to Guy, and Guy gets into the perversion thing. Guy asked OP how perverted does OP get on a scale of 1 to 10, and OP replied, "1-10? Probably a 30." - However, OP was being silly, not serious. Guy started talking about "friends with benefits". OP broke up with a (now ex) boyfriend two months ago, and OP is not sure if they're ready for that. Eventually, OP and Guy continue to talk, and somehow, OP told Guy - online, none the less - that they are an infantilist, and explained what it is. Guy said "It's no big deal". Guy went on to say that he likes bondage and golden showers. OP seems worried about if Guy will say anything about OP and ABDL at work. Guy said that he'd keep "online life online, and work life at work", though. OP is weirded out. OP thinks that Guy is cool, but that Guy really wants "friends with benefits". Guy is also constantly showing off his penis Guy also wants the OP to show him OP's private parts.

At least, that's how I interpret it. Is my interpretation correct, pamper08? If so, see my advice above.

~ moogle

[timmyc]

2. Please try to use proper punctuation and capitalization - it makes things a lot easier to read.

~ moogle

This one really wasn't nearly as bad as some. I think we should save the grammar police posts for the the ones that are truly incomprehensible.

[timmyc]

The OP seems to be saying that they met this guy at Walmart, where he works, who seems to have a girlfriend. This guy also seems to be divorcing his wife (?) and that 6 years later has a girlfriend. This guy and his girlfriend seem to be swingers. Eventually, the OP sees the guy clocking out at work (I assume this guy is a co-worker of the OP) and the guy asked the OP if he "wanted to stay there" with this dude. The OP seemed to think Guy (that's what I'll call the guy for the rest of the post) was thinking perverted thoughts, possibly about OP. Guy and OP start chatting and exchange information, and before they can bet on who can be the most perverted, Guy leaves. Two hours later, OP clocks out and goes home. OP gets online and talks to Guy, and Guy gets into the perversion thing. Guy asked OP how perverted does OP get on a scale of 1 to 10, and OP replied, "1-10? Probably a 30." - However, OP was being silly, not serious. Guy started talking about "friends with benefits". OP broke up with a (now ex) boyfriend two months ago, and OP is not sure if they're ready for that. Eventually, OP and Guy continue to talk, and somehow, OP told Guy - online, none the less - that they are an infantilist, and explained what it is. Guy said "It's no big deal". Guy went on to say that he likes bondage and golden showers. OP seems worried about if Guy will say anything about OP and ABDL at work. Guy said that he'd keep "online life online, and work life at work", though. OP is weirded out. OP thinks that Guy is cool, but that Guy really wants "friends with benefits". Guy is also constantly showing off his penis Guy also wants the OP to show him OP's private parts.

At least, that's how I interpret it. Is my interpretation correct, pamper08? If so, see my advice above.

~ moogle

now that is impossible to follow

[tris]

No, I got it.

I'm just waiting for the Ididn'twannashowhimanythingandhegotmadatworkandtoldeverybodythatiweardiapersnowwha

tthefuckamisupposedtodo post.

[Teddy Bear Brian]

If hes showing you his penis and stuff at work, especially if uninvited, he sounds like more than a pervert. I would even go to say predator. I would avoid him. Just my 2p.

[babyvr6]

Okay,Well as most of you know I have been working at WallyWorld for almost 3 months, and I have met several people. Some of them are B****'s, some are weird, and some are okay. Well there is this one guy I work with that i say hi to all the time. I just figure he has a g/f or whatever. So about a week ago he invites me to his car and we were going to eat together, but I had to be back at work in 10minutes. So i didn't go.

I just thought this was a friendly chat (but here comes the weird part). Before this, he tells me that he's divorcing his wife and they were swingers! Now after 6years of swinging, he has a g/f and is happy with her. I got the whole story about his swingin' past. Well the other night at work we run into each other and exchange pleasantries. Eventually, after a long night of fighting off rabid zombie customers and kung-fu ninjas with my awesome (almost Chuck Norris like) shelf stocking and price gun skills, I see him at the time clock, chillin'. He clocks out, and I say to him "are you clocking out?". He responds, in his velvet baritone voice "yes". I say "Why? don't you want to stay here with me?", and then he eyeballs me as if to say "Why don't you take it off so I can put it in you?". I was as if he was looking into my soul.

Anyways, up until this point I've been talking about nonsensical and otherwise unrelated things, and I'm sorry for that. Shortly after he melted my soul with his eyes, we exchanging contact information consisting of phrases like "Are you the Gate keeper?". At some time before but also after the previous interactions, we started to wager who was more perverted (this will come into play in the future). He leaves me to defend the isles and shelves alone for two hours. That alone is an act of treason punishable by death, but since I'm a reasonable and forgiving young lady, I decide to let him live. After two death defying hours of being a cog in the machine of cooperate America and systematically destroying the economies of smaller communities, it's time for me to go.

After going home and showering off the stench of ninja blood, I get online. He was online also and we began a discussion lasting many days during which he begins to interrogate me, Canadian style. He asks me whether I'm perverted and I tell him "Only in a way that makes people want to set kittens on fire." He asks me to base it on a scale from 1 to 10. I tell him "Baby, that scale aint big enough for the two of us!" He found it humorous and began to engage me in friendly banter, while warming the cockles of my heart with humorous yarns. During these friendly games and stories, he presented me with an offer. The terms of this offer were that we become "Friends With Benefits(and not he insurance kind)". Now I just ended a relationship two months ago, and I'm not sure whether I could be different than every other female in the world and keep sex separate from the feelings of love.

Howerver, I decided to continue the conversation with Mr. BaritoneSwingerTreasonFunnyGuySexHound. He continued his interrogation when he asked me "Are you ABDL??!!!!?" and I said "Though I can't see your eyes, I know I would be unable to lie if I was looking into them. So yes, yes I am." And then the shame began. OH THE SHAME! Why would I say such things to complete strangers? Why Would I even consider such conversations okay to have with co-workers? Why, I ask? WHY?

With great haste I attempted to salvage this situation by explaining myself. Apparently it worked because he responded to my frantic ramblings with "No B/D" which is Swahili for no prob holmes. He told me afterwords that he likes it when girls tie him up and void their bladders on his face(what a weirdo!). Now I'm afraid he's going to run his whore mouth at work about my innermost and secretest desires.

Now the weirdo want's to show his ding ding to me and wants me to show him my cookie!! Why can't weird bastards build relationships with people without showing their dangly bits until after the 3rd date? Why?

I attempted to clean that post up. I may have embellished the story a bit but I think I captured the gist of it perfectly.

Enjoy.

[Gravity]

I attempted to clean that post up. I may have embellished the story a bit but I think I captured the gist of it perfectly.

Enjoy.

An apt summation. Bravo.

[sarah_ab]

ok i'm confused on two things.. well ok a lot of things..

but one.. moogle.. where did he show his penis off?? i missed that part.. darn...

ok and i'm not sure i see the issue? i mean, you told this guy u like diapers, but he told you he likes to be pissed on.. so essentially you both have fetish's that involve urine, you both have somethong on the other person.. plus being a female, you always have the sexual harassment claim on your side... because unfortunately, people always believe the female in those situations..

but heres the thing.. stop telling people you work with, and that you hardly know, your 'innermost' secrets online. really its that simple. just dont tell them.

[Knuxie Fawks]

I'm not touchin' this post with a 10" pole <img src="http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Don't you mean 10'(foot) pole? You'd have to be fairly close to someone to touch them with a 10" (inch) pole.

[PampersPete]

Don't you mean 10'(foot) pole? You'd have to be fairly close to someone to touch them with a 10" (inch) pole.

DAMMIT! You've discovered my super secret chink in my armor! Maybe I should kill myself.....

[pampers08]

okay i am apologizing about my post it was 3am in the morning when i wrote it

I am going to rephrase thank you (insert sn here) for doing this and yes you did embellish a lil.

This friend at work "guy" is 30 and i just found out after he tells me abut his ex wife and his new current g/f that he likes me and had invited me to his car and everything me being so naieve(sp?) said yes but didnt realize the time yet i decided not to...the other day we start talking and i think it's a friendly chat.We give eachother our cell# and start texting almost immediatly then i get home and we start talking online about being perverted and stuff. i told him that i could barely contain myself when he was leaving for lunch.i was being silly.and he took me seriously.we continue to talk where he is extreemly perverted and not to mention trying to get me in bed but online sorta way "cybersex" i said somethign about trust and then he goes on about things sexually he's interested in like bondage golden showers i finaly fold and say im into infantilism.explain it and he says "okay" like it's no big deal.later we talk about how he wants to be friends with benefits im not so sure im keen to this idea..... anyways tha is the gist of it.(btw i liked how you phrased my post)

[pampers08]

No, I got it.

I'm just waiting for the Ididn'twannashowhimanythingandhegotmadatworkandtoldeverybodythatiweardiapersnowwha

tthefuckamisupposedtodo post.

screw you Tris (sorry if this gets me deleted) but i may not have writtin in perfect grammer but i still tried ill make sure to write better next time too all you that can't even read) ohh and it's not me that is showing him anything and we are just friends

[sarah_ab]

one thing that might help in others understanding your posts is to break it up, instead of one long paragraphy, put only a few sentances per paragraph.

sorta like i did just there, and make sure to put spaces in between a . and the next word.

Other than that i've nothing to add, i was just as confused by your re-write as the original post...

but i just hope things work out for you.