Juliabam Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Don't you think a robber would be too smart to let a physicist rob them? and anyway, if a physicist were to rob a robber, wouldn't the physicist become a robber? Doesn't that depend which title weighs most in society. ? I mean, a prime minister might have moved his lawn, but he would keep presenting himself as primeminister and not lawnmoverman..or would he ? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 4, 2009 Author Share Posted March 4, 2009 What if somebody were to confuse a prime minister with prime rib? Would that make them a cannibal? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wouldn't that rather make them look very stupid ? especially if they tried conversating with the rib and saluted it mr prime minister.. right ? Link to comment
freswith Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Don't they normally do that to a horse's posterior anyway? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 hmm, wouldn't they normally greet that with a Mr. President ? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 4, 2009 Author Share Posted March 4, 2009 Why would anybody even think of possibly insulting the horse in such a manner as calling it "Mr President"? Link to comment
freswith Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 The horse might kick you. Surely the proper protocol is to address the rear end of the pantomime horse as "Prime Minister" and the front end as "Mr President"? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 Has there even been a proper protocol developed for such situations? Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 The proper protocol is to pause and ask yourself "What would Julia do?" So what would Julia do??? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 Is it wise to speculate about what the madness that is Julia would do? Link to comment
Guest TeenInDiapers Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Does it really matter what Julia would do? Wouldn't it be better to know what I would do? Link to comment
freswith Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Do you realise that, just for saying something so disrespectful, Julia might turn you into a frog? Link to comment
Guest Pizaz Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 What's so wrong with being turned into a frog? Link to comment
freswith Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Would you like to try it? (.....just ask Julia!) Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 6, 2009 Author Share Posted March 6, 2009 Wouldn't it be a far greater insult to be turned into a toad? Link to comment
freswith Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Absolutely!...but what kind of insult could you deliver to Julia to make her go to that extreme? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 Why does it always have to be about Julia? Are you obsessed with her? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Is there anything wrong about a Julia obsession ? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 7, 2009 Author Share Posted March 7, 2009 Is there anybody capable of translating that last question by freswith? Why did I ever have to fail my "Frog Linguistics" class? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Didn't he say "Isn't it obvious that I adore Julia, Isn't it obvious that I adore Julia.....Isn't it obvious that I adore Julia?" ? Link to comment
freswith Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Ribbet Ribbit Croak ribbet croak, ribbit....hang on, let me adjust my Babelfish ...that means "If Juliet thinks that, do you think I should tell her different?" Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 8, 2009 Author Share Posted March 8, 2009 Do you want her to know the truth, or are you content in letting her think grandiose ideas about her value to you? Link to comment
leafy kille Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 the truth do you think you (or juliet) can handle the truth? Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 8, 2009 Author Share Posted March 8, 2009 Do you think Julia's head would explode if you told her the truth? Link to comment
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