Would You Like To Play "questions"?

[freswith]

Is the mere mention of his name enough to kill the whole thread?

[Juliabam]

does it appear to be so?

[underwhere]

If I had a dollar for every time things appeared to be one way but were really another, wouldn't I be a millionaire?

[attends_99]

Wouldn't that depend on how often you were wrong?

[underwhere]

Well, I'm never wrong *cough cough*, but doesn't everybody else always agree with me *cough cough*?

[freswith]

What makes you think I agree with you?

[underwhere]

If I said I was a rotten person worthy of being stomped on, wouldn't you, in your infinite viciousness and vindictiveness, agree with me just to spite me?

[freswith]

Surely to spite you, shouldn't I disagree?

[underwhere]

Wouldn't I expect you to disagree anyway?

[freswith]

Perhaps we should discuss something more profound, like why do I keep finding Higgs Bosons in my teacup?

[underwhere]

You mean to tell me that a frog drinks out of a teacup?

[attends_99]

More importantly (to me anyway), what the hell is a Higgs Boson?

[underwhere]

You mean to tell me that you don't know what a Higgs Boson is?

[attends_99]

Have you confused me for a physicist again? (thanks for the link)

[underwhere]

Would you rather that I confuse you for a bank robber instead?

[freswith]

Can't you tell the difference?

[underwhere]

Don't all bank robbers look like physicists anyway? I mean, don't they all have two eyes, a nose, a mouth, and most of them have hair?

[freswith]

Don't physicists wear white coats instead of masks? Is it because white coats aren't easily stained by Higgs Bosons?

[underwhere]

Do ALL physicists wear white coats, and couldn't a bank robber wear a white coat too?

[freswith]

Top physicists are distinguished by not wearing socks. Don't all bank robbers wear masks?

[PAMPEREDPET]

Do all of their masks have to hide all of their faces all of the time from the physisists??

[freswith]

Are we including physicists who rob banks and banks who rob physicists?

[attends_99]

Is there any reason why we wouldn't?

[freswith]

...and what about physicists who rob bank robbers?

[underwhere]

Don't you think a robber would be too smart to let a physicist rob them? and anyway, if a physicist were to rob a robber, wouldn't the physicist become a robber?