Corrupt-a-wish

[underwhere]

Granted. dlb has a hoverchair. Unfortunately, dlb got one of the experimental prototype versions, capable only of crashing into walls repeatedly at high speed.

I hope dlb can find a good brain surgeon to repair the damage caused by the rogue hoverchair.

[:dlb]

granted, but now i'm too powerful and smart.. everyone is under my control.. yay for me--sucks to be you lol...

I wish for a mentor to reign me under control and teach me to lead wisely.

[underwhere]

Granted: dlb has a personal dominatrix who teaches dlb to lead wisely by thrashing his bottom mercilessly every time he makes a mistake.

I hope dlb's bottom heals, and that dlb learns quickly to be able to avoid too many bottom thrashings.

[Juliabam]

Granted: dlb has a personal dominatrix who teaches dlb to lead wisely by thrashing his bottom mercilessly every time he makes a mistake.

I hope dlb's bottom heals, and that dlb learns quickly to be able to avoid too many bottom thrashings.

granted he grows skin as hard as horn on his bottom and the dominatrix gets a permanent work injury and demands millions in compensation

Since this happening is due to underwears wish, I think he should be held responsible for the work injury, so I hope underwear remembered to buy a good insurrance or atleast have a very fat bank account

[:dlb]

granted, and underwhere is forced to pay for butt softening procedures as well.

I wish my butt actually was as tough as most ppl. Sitting on it 24/7 sucks for pressure sores..

[underwhere]

Granted, dlb's butt is as tough as most people. Unfortunately, most people are cry babies, and not so tough after all. Therefore, your butt hurts even more.

I wish I was dreaming.

[Juliabam]

Granted, dlb's butt is as tough as most people. Unfortunately, most people are cry babies, and not so tough after all. Therefore, your butt hurts even more.

I wish I was dreaming.

Granted, you win the lottery and don't need to work any more and can buy whatever you want, you make some investments that turn out to be a golden egg that grows your wealth far more than you can use the money,, a girl prettier than any finds you and wants to marry you she even finds your nappies to be erotic exciting, furthermore, you get to dictate the politics of your country and everyone finds you being the most interesting guy in the world..

But yo are only dreaming and none of the above will ever happen!

I wish pee ple would dream a little less and put a bit more effort into creating the ultimate good world.

[freswith]

Granted, people stop dreaming and create the ultimate good world. Unfortunately these people are religious fanatics, and their idea of the ultimate good world is horrifying to the majority of the rest of us.

I wish I could find that leak!

[Juliabam]

Granted, people stop dreaming and create the ultimate good world. Unfortunately these people are religious fanatics, and their idea of the ultimate good world is horrifying to the majority of the rest of us.

I wish I could find that leak!

Granted you find that leak, between your legs, unfortunately plumbers don't operate in that area and you will have to learn to live with it.

I wish freswith will hold a potty under his leak, atleast when he is outsde his own home

[:dlb]

granted, but you know how that will go... everyone laughing and pointing..

I wish for julia to grant my wish properly for a non-hurting butt.

[Juliabam]

granted, but you know how that will go... everyone laughing and pointing..

I wish for julia to grant my wish properly for a non-hurting butt.

Granted, someone forces a broomhandle up your anus and plants you in a flowerpot taking all preassure off from your sore buns, your bum will not any more be hurting, but you will find the broom handle to literally be a pain in the arse

I wish that the stick will not break out roots and permanently freeze dlb in the same spot until he will be made into lumber

[:dlb]

granted, geez ur mean.. Until somebody comes along and helps me down and becomes my friend...

I wish my friend luck hunting down julia for her cruel crime...

[underwhere]

julia is always cruel, so granted. dlb's friend has no trouble hunting julia down. Unfortunately, dlb's friend is never heard from again.

I wish to enter the Twilight Zone.

[Juliabam]

julia is always cruel, so granted. dlb's friend has no trouble hunting julia down. Unfortunately, dlb's friend is never heard from again.

I wish to enter the Twilight Zone.

hey hey hey, it was not I who pur him on a stick itwas Someone, so go hunt down Someone...

Granted you enter the twilight zone, but when you leave again something goes wrong, and your brain stays in the zone leaving you at a functioning level close to zombie.

I hope underwear will not need to eat braaaaiiin

[freswith]

Fortunately underwhere emerges near a French restaurant where they specialise in serving offal - includng brain.

I hope underwhere leaves a suitable tip.

[aleyxsis]

granted underware leaves a suitable tip !.But it is his brain and now he walks around drooling and wetting himself !

i hope underware has money for a new brain !

[Juliabam]

granted underware leaves a suitable tip !.But it is his brain and now he walks around drooling and wetting himself !

i hope underware has money for a new brain !

Granted Underwear has enough money to buy a new brain, but he lacks the skills needed to find and buy it.

I wish aleyxis finds a way to get the money from underwear buy selling him a fake styrofoam brain

[Bonsai]

Granted, aleyxis is able to sell the fake brain and get a bunch of money for it. Unfortunately, to convince the underwhere, he had to put a clause so that if the customer wasn't satisfied, customer had the right to get seller's rain in exchange.

I wish safe teleportation could be possible.

[freswith]

Granted. Safe teleportation is possible, and you manage to teleport the bank's safe into your cellar.

I hope all those policemen surrounding Bonsai are going to believe his explanation.

[Bonsai]

Granted. They cannot believe in teleportation, but also cannot deny that the safe is in my cellar. My only choice is to close myself in the safe and teleport it somewhere else.

I whish it could be possible to open the safe from inside.

[:dlb]

granted you open the safe from the inside and discover yourself to be on the moon because it was teleported there.... you explode in the vacuum of space.

I wish time could be turned back so bonsai doesnt get teleported to the moon.

[aleyxsis]

Granted time is turned back and he is not teleported to the moon

i wish i could figure out the flux compasater so i can time travel !

[freswith]

Granted. You figure out tht the flux compensator cannot work without a full-wave flux rectifier which you don't understand.

I wish my TARDIS didn't have lousy twelve-volt electrics and bodywork rust.

[underwhere]

(wow, a lot happens to me when I am not able to check in on the boards as often as i usually do. hmmmm)

Granted. freswith's TARDIS doesn't have lousy 12 volt electrics and bodywork rust. Instead, it has 10,000 volt electrics, plenty more than enough to electrocute a poor frog.

I wish to be able to digest a black hole.

[aleyxsis]

granted you are able to digest a black hole but it is not very filling !

i wish i understood the full wave flux rectifer