Corrupt-a-wish

[Newroad]

Granted everyone has great holiday, except for you are stuck cleaning mens roomsat gas stations.

I wish WoW would load already

[:dlb]

Granted, you lose your sense of smell and cant smell your dinner burning.

I wish the severe weather would go away.

[Baby Johnny]

Granted as a special favor to you Julia changes DLB's nappy and puts it on you.

I wish I didn't spend 3 hours at the hospital today.

[Alice-chan]

Granted, You are change but you rare now itchy from the itching powder.

I wish I got more English slang than I do now.

[Alice-chan]

Granted........I think. It was somewhere

I wish the above wish was not made by a guy on terrets.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Alice-chan]

Granted, I spilled my tea over there.

Wow......I could understand if you spoke it but write it and I'm lost.

I wish I had some Taco Bell.

[Alice-chan]

Granted, I recieved them in the mail an hour ago.

I wish I had gone aggresive caroling. (Check out the post I made in the rest of your life board for more explaination)

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Alice-chan]

Granted, I'm good.

I wish I had an all expenses paid trip to Sapporo.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Alice-chan]

Granted, but its not the right show. You got the T-bone and Naked Trucker show when they were in a snow plow.

I wish for a new pet something.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Alice-chan]

Granted but the pressure is so intense when the can openes that the pepsi spills on the floor.

I wish people would stop argueing between Pepsi and Coke because Pepsi already won.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Alice-chan]

Granted, take these Knockout pills (nighty night)

I wish someone responded to the word association post.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Juliabam]

Granted, take these Knockout pills (nighty night)

I wish someone responded to the word association post.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

Granted someone did, but it's from a person in a membergroup you have no access to, so you won't be able to see it. You also won't be able to answer before one from your own gruoup have replied or the previous poster allows users outside the group to read his post!

I wish we didn't have to keep so many secrects from each other!

[freswith]

Granted. We don't keep secrets from each other. Blackmail, stalking, vigilante death threats and hate-mail become the rule of the day.

I wish we used the PM system a bit more freely to communicate with each other, and let off steam there rather than in public.

[Baby Johnny]

Granted, you end up with 20,000 PM's of complaint from all of your "friends" here.

I wish to spend a quiet day with my kids.

[Alice-chan]

Granted but he thinks hes PMing another person and send you something naughty.

I wish that my casino night won't suck.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Juliabam]

Granted, it will blow... a hole in your wallet instead.

I wish That Lethal Bizzle would collaborate with Bobby Davro.

Granted, but it makes no sense and it blows your mind out, so you're left senseless and mindless in the gutter, living day by day begging for a couple of dollars so you can buy a bag and some glue to sniff to keep your mind from wandering off in dreams of better times!

I wish things weren't that bad for poor abrera!

[underwhere]

Oh, they aren't that bad for abrera. They are worse. Granted: abrera falls into a swimming pool filled with hydrochloric acid, and burns several holes through his body.

I wish somebody will be able to properly heal abrera.

[Juliabam]

Oh, they aren't that bad for abrera. They are worse. Granted: abrera falls into a swimming pool filled with hydrochloric acid, and burns several holes through his body.

I wish somebody will be able to properly heal abrera.

Granted somebody will be able to heal abrera, but they don't care enough for him to do it. Instead they fill the holes with dirt and plants grass in them, turning abrera into the worlds first wandering golfcourse..¨

I wish someone will score a hole in one on abrera!

[Alice-chan]

Granted, I win.

I wish Abrera was a mini-golf course. They rock.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[freswith]

Granted, but the first person to hole-in-one gets arrested for indecent assault

I wish it were not so cold. Will somebody turn the Global Warming up, please?

[Juliabam]

Granted, a giant comet of pure ice lands right on your house and hurts you badly, now everybody still enjoys the warmer weather and uses your house as a giant refrigerator!

I wish to find some good icecream in the refrigerator and eat it!

[Juliabam]

Granted, but that means you'll put weight on.

I wish for lunch to cook already...again.

Lunch did cook already, and that's where your main problem is... you were too late for the party, and you will slowly die from a painfull starvation!

I wish abrera had been a little faster at the table!

[Alice-chan]

Granted but she is so fast, she cant be seen anymore.

I wish I had some pancakes. I'm hungry.

[freswith]

Granted, but before you can eat them, Abrera scoffs the lot.

I wish I had a beautiful, slender young woman sitting in my lap....

[Alice-chan]

Granted, But shes in a messy overflowing diaper and shes still pooping from the 11 enemas in her.

I wish I had some really, really thick diapers that would barely allow me to walk.