freswith Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Granted, but you mention some evil aliens who turn out to be real, are infuriated by your depiction of them, and arrive on Earth to get revenge. Being utterly fiendish and sadistic they set their hyper-sophisticated lawyer bots on to you and sue you. I hope Mulder comes up with a really good defence case for you. Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Granted, Mulder comes up with an insanity defense, based on Music Addicts diaper-wearing. Now MusicAddict must serve out the rest of his/her days in an intergalactic psychiatric ward. I wish I get a good night's rest tonight. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Granted, but to even it out you can never sleep again. I wish I could escape the intergalactic psych ward. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Granted. They release you when you manage to convince them you REALLY are Napoleon Bonaparte. I hope you manage to avoid the crazy nut who thiks he is the Duke of Wellington. Link to comment
Eir Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Granted, but he winds up in the same cell as "Princess Leia" Link to comment
freswith Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 You are supposed to make a wish, Terrynitwit! Something like: "I wish I was a creative person who could think up witty rejoinders." There, you can have that one for free. Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Granted. Freswith can think up witty rejoinders, but nobody pays any attention to him anyway. I wish to know why nobody pays freswith any attention. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Granted. You are told, quietly, by a friend (if you have one), but the reason given is so outlandish and extraordinary that you really cannot believe it. I hope underwhere gets some more credible friends. Link to comment
Eir Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Granted, the pope is one of Underwear's friends, only secretly. Unfortunately his online persona is unholy! I wish I could wear thick powdered gauze diapers in public and not get noticed! Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Granted, but now nobody even sees you and they step on you, run you over with their cars, etc etc. And nobody helps u, cuz yur invisidible!! I wish ... uhm ... I wish I could have all my wishes come true!! Link to comment
musicaddict Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Granted, however this leads to a magical overload that leads to an explosion destroying the universe. Nice going. I wish I could absorb knowledge through osmosis, like placing my hand on a book cover and knowing its contents as if I read read it in depth. Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Granted, but now you learn WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much about everything you touch (like, who did what with whom before they touched whatever it is you're touching) I wish I could afford to wear diapers every night Link to comment
babyterry Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Granted but you can now only buy diapers Wishes I could live for ever Sent from my ZTE Blade using Tapatalk Link to comment
freswith Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Granted. You live for ever, and get older, and older, and older.... I hope Baby terry enjoys being utterly ancient and havng to wear diapers for real. Link to comment
babyterry Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Freswith forgot to wish so I with that he gets a brain transplant Sent from my ZTE Blade using Tapatalk Link to comment
freswith Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Babyterrible has got it wrong again. He is obviously utterly ancient. Fortunately my new multi-processor brain is now installed but not working. Babyterrible forgot to send the driver software. Fail yet again! I wish Bloodyterrible will be forgiven at the throne of God. Link to comment
Eir Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Granted, but this means that his sins are pronounced good. Right and wrong are decalibrated, and you are punished by God for dinking Icetea on a Thursday when wearing Pink. I wish soft gauze prefolds were a lot more affordable! Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Granted, soft gauze prefolds are a lot more affordable. Unfortunately, since they are manufactured on the planet of Neptune, the shipping cost makes makes them uneconomical to purchase. I wish I understood why having six fingers is a dominant genetic trait, and yet most of us still only have five. Link to comment
Eir Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted, you gain six fingers, but cannot figure out how to flip someone off! I wish I could be diapered at work without an eyebrow raised. Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (psssst terryfighter, I didn't ask for six fingers. I only wished to understand why six fingers is a dominant trait which appears to not be so dominant in practice.) Granted. terryfighter is diapered at work without anybody raising an eyebrow, but that's because you are now incontinent, and if they did raise an eyebrow or make a comment about it, you could sue them for harassment. In this hypothetical lawsuit, I wish for terryfighter to win a substantial sum of cash for which she would then give me half of the amount of money she has won. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted, but then it is revealed terryfighter committed perjury in court and you are considered an accomplice. I wish I could have a wish that has a happy ending. Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted. musicaddict COULD have a wish that has a happy ending. Unfortunately, nobody knows how to make that happen. I wish to understand why freswith and juliabam aren't married yet. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Juliabam has gone very quiet - presumably she is considering my latest proposal. The last one was returned by special delivery - wrapped around a brick and hurled through my window. I am thinking of writing her into "Phone Conversation" with a cameo role (that's like a cheese and onion roll) as a monstrous businessperson, but I would be afraid of exposing her human side and getting sued for it. I wish she was back on Game Time; her acerbic wit would indeed brighten my day. Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Granted, she is back on game time. However, you have been permanently banned from going anywhere withing 1,000 links of game time. I wish my toesies weren't so COLD!!! Link to comment
babyterry Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Granted but your feet are so hot you melt in to the ground and can't. Move I wish for diapers for all here Sent from my ZTE Blade using Tapatalk Link to comment
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