Corrupt-a-wish

[Eir]

Granted, instead of infecting humans, the zombie virus mutates and becomes a computer virus! As a result computers walk around with legs. Laptops are especially dangerous, and will walk around and try to bite people. In primitive computer voice, they say: I, WUANT TOO AET BERRAINZ!!!

I wish everyone would discover the joy of wearing six cloth diapers at once!

[BigBabyGurl30]

Granted, but now you don't enjoy it anymore.

I wish ... I wish I had a playhouse in my back yard.

[freswith]

Granted, you have a playhouse in your back yard, unfortunately it's occupied by the local chapter of Hell's Angels.

I hope BigBabyGurl likes BigHairyMen!

[Guest *~Andi~*]

granted. BigBabyGurl LOVES bIGhAIRYmEn!!!! But she likes them only when in the company of small green frogs.....

(just ewwed at my own joke)

I wish Freswith has all the luck and joy and satisfaction in the world with his new threesome with bigbabygurl and bighairymen person.

[Eir]

Granted, only one problem. The Big Hairy Man is actually not male.

I wish baby powder grew on trees.

[musicaddict]

Granted, but the environment nuts lobbied and now its in only available in stores in small quantities at high prices.

I wish I would win the lottery.

[Eir]

Granted, only everyone wins the lottery, they win $3.78 each and are outraged! A helicoptor rescues you from the riot.

I wish baby diapers were made in adult sizes!

[BigBabyGurl30]

Granted, you win the lottery. But the payment comes in monopoly money!

I wish ... I had a job that paid enough for me to afford to buy diapers.

[babyterry]

Granted you work for pampers but as their tester for the new line of punishment diapers

My wish as it is Xmas I wish for peace on earth

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[musicaddict]

Granted, earth has become a lifeless barren wasteland.

I wish I could wear diapers more often.

[babyterry]

Granted you are stuck in the same daiper for 1 month at a time

Wish to be someones little boy

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[ultrapampers]

Granted. You are now Geppetto's little boy. Which means you're made of wood and your nose grows when you tell a fib.

I wish you could eat as many Reese's peanut butter cups as you wanted to without getting fat or contracting the dia-ah-bee-tus.

[BigBabyGurl30]

Granted. But now all you can eat for the rest of your life is reeses peanut butter cups.

I wish I had a self-cleaning house!

[musicaddict]

Granted: in an attempt to clean everything, your house has destroyed itself.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[Eir]

Granted, but you are creeped out when people sleep.

I wish they made adult sized baby diapers!

[Guest *~Andi~*]

Granted. But the adult size baby diapers make you act infantile in public without your knowledge and then you are found out and placed in an insane asylum where diapers are prohibited.

I wish my mommy wasnt on the other side of the world.

[Eir]

^Grr. Of course I will act infantile. Someone is supposed to force me into an AB/ swanky babysitter relationship!

Granted, I take over and baby you instead. However it is still a multi hour car ride so...I can only baby you online.

[underwhere]

I wish that terryfighter was not so forgetful that he forgot to make a wish.

[Eir]

Granted. One problem, I remember.

I wish my car could fly

[babyterry]

Granted but as all the roads are so busy you can't land

Wish that cloth diaper and plastic pants were the only underwear for all

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[Guest *~Andi~*]

Granted. but the i have to beat you with a stick cuz i hate cloth.

I wish Peach would get my baba.

[Eir]

Granted, you give me the UPC, I buy a similar one online. Only problem, I decide to pie you in the face!

I wish I could have a magical onesie that let me wear a giant diaper, and be seen in "normal clothes"

[musicaddict]

Granted, but you can't get it off.

I wish I could get over my writer's block.

[underwhere]

Granted, you get over your writer's block. Unfortunately, all of your pens run out of ink, your pencils run out of graphite, and your computer refuses to boot up properly, so you are unable to record your writing in any meaningful way.

I wish that musicaddict has a very long memory so the previous mentioned problems will be only temporary.

[musicaddict]

granted (thanks for the selfless wish!) but now my ideas are jumbled are as I can't forget them even temporarily.

I wish I could rewrite the last 2 seasons of X-Files.