Corrupt-a-wish

[:dlb]

granted, but niether of us have any clue what that is..

I wish for a clonetrooper suit and mannequin to display it.

[Guest baby-jessy]

granted, its made out of paper

i wish for a new body

[:dlb]

granted, you are given the body of a rusted old chevy caprice.

i wish for a makeout session with a hot chick.

[underwhere]

Granted, you makeout session goes splendidly. It occurred on a farm in the chicken coop. Yes, you just made out with a chicken.

I wish that this does not create a morbid creature which is half chicken and half human.

[freswith]

(You are quite right. It wouldn't survive. It would run itself over while crossing the road.)

Granted. The girl was so sexy dlb came in his diaper before he got anywhere near Happy Valley.

I hope she's kind enough to change him.

[Teenbaby96]

ummm freswith, shouldn't you be granting underwhere's wish instead of dlb's wish???

[freswith]

Oh dear! A senior moment. It was just too good to miss.

Granted. It produces nothing worse than a Swedish extradition demand on a charge of chicken plucking.

I hope underwhere manages to get off with a defence of insanity.

[:dlb]

granted he gets off. all too often...

i wish for an unforgetful night with a hot girl..

[Guest baby-jessy]

granted, you meet a hot girl who steals all of your money

i wish for a teleporter

[Yvhuce]

You get one, but it has the unfortunate tendency to make anyone who uses it to end up inside out. Then they explode.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.

[freswith]

Granted. However, in a desperate attempt to avoid your ex-wife you transform into a mailbox. Just then the postman arrives and delivers your 3-month supply of Viagra. The only alternatives at hand are your ex-wife or your 85-year-old neighbour.

I hope he likes it.

[:dlb]

I wish for a Lifesize Darth Vader Statue.

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, the only problem is he is alive and he thinks you are luke so he cut off your hand and leaves you dangling to your doom and said "luke I am your father"

I wish dlb gonna be ok

[:dlb]

granted, i am ok. i dont have a hand anyway haha.

i wish for more egg nog.

[Guest mommy-baby-jessy]

granted, its expired

i wish for some heat

[underwhere]

Granted, with some third degree burns all over your body as the result of the scorching heat.

I wish for some marshmallows.

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, but its on planet Mars, get it MARSmallows

I wish I get to meet the real Santa this Christmas (I got something really important to ask him )

[:dlb]

granted, but he has no time to talk to you.

I wish for Jessy's burns to be healed.. burns suck

[freswith]

Granted Jessy's burns are healed, but she gets MRSA while in hospital.

I hope Baby Jessy has medical insurance

[underwhere]

Granted, Baby Jessy has medical insurance. Unfortunately, the deductible and co-pay required to make use of it costs all of freswith's present and future life savings.

For Baby Jessy's sake, I hope freeswith with a really big lumpg sum payment in the lottery.

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, but since he got lots of debt to pay it was gone just like that, leaving only a quarter and a penny to his name (I feel sorry for jessy)

I wish freswith would meet a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow then he can get his grubby hands on that pot of gold (this is for jessy's sake we are talking about)

[Lanthey]

Granted he meets a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow... but it's an evil frog eating leprechaun.... Freswith gets eaten

I wish for pretty flowers

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, but its not just any flower, the prettiest of them all, only thing is its the same cursed rose as seen on Beauty and The Beast so no touchie

I wish I didn't have a rash, this itching is killing me

[Lanthey]

(I'd LOVE the flower from Beauty and the beast.... it was on my Christmas list.... REALLY!)

Granted you have no rash BUT you have no skin either..... eww just grossed myself out.

I wish for cookie dough

[:dlb]

granted, but the cookie dough has no real value and you have cookie bills to pay.

i wish for a train layout.