I have been interested in the idea of getting behind the mic. I have had a lot of experiences in life in which I would love to share share my humor. Here is one of my examples. I was a drive thur cashier at a KFC my job was take the money, give back the change an their order pretty simple order right. In fact I thought so simple I would text while doing so. One time this guy hands me a 20 and I made change in the mean time my mom texts me back and says "I hope your having a good day and I love you. I tried texting back as fast as I could to this message and in the middle of handing back this guy's change I said to him " Here's five eighty three and I love you... My heart stopped not only did I just make my simple job weird I just said I love you to a dude who must think I had a man crush on him. The customer not missing a beat takes his food and says I love you too man and left. As he left my drive thru I thought to myself. I miss him already. So there you go. Straight fucking Amateur