lilme`

Sometimes up is down and down is up... sometimes

I'm made of metal...my circuits gleam...I am perpetual, I keep the diaper clean!!!

What happens when an immovable object meets an irresistible force?

At 7:30 am I was involved in a full-blown fistfight with a homeless bitch who punched like a man...asked her to get up & leave The LadySpoons place of business, and she attacked me!!! But...Spoony emerged victorious....although my primary pair of prescription glasses didn't survive todays combat

Going to sleep in a diaper just because I've run out of clean underwear thanks to stuff taking days to dry. NEVER thought I'd say that.

needed a diaper last night, was just in 'that' mood, but it was to warm for plastic pants =/ so I ended up getting up 2 times to pee...silly I know....I HATE heat!

I've just popped a really big zit....an utter "juice-bomb" just aching to erupt in a mighty, splashy blast of bursting pink & white frothy semi-gelatinous gooey...stuff...almost cracked the mirror on impact

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

Just had 100% cocoa dark chocolate. It's so bitter I had to wash my mouth out

WHOOO HOOOO!!! ..Just thought I'd toss that out there =D

Why are all the people with pony avatars in chat crazy? (Not you DLB

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

Sometimes I look at birthdays to giggle at people who put their age sex or location in their name. Got a hit on all 3!

To be or not to be that is the question.

Please hug me ._.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Watching Breaking Dawn Part Two....... It's a dreadful film but gosh..... Nostalgia

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Scrap that I lied. 201lbs!

A wise man once said, "[insert rhetorical nonsense here]"

That earth shattering moment when you realise you've been behaving like a bitch.... Without even really thinking about the effects it'd have on other people, their feelings and their lives....