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We are... already got a new water heater in to replace the 30 year old one (which must have been 2/3 full of sediment.). Figure we're going to be around $10,000 out of pocket with our additions to the project. Well worth it, though. The house is open to the 2x4's, and that's most of the cost of the remodel.

Yesterday they started to jack up the middle of the house. It's pretty scary when every so often you hear this "crack" as something gives way.

Their house is a pit... I think I'd rather poop in my diaper than go there.

Never diapers, but I did used to steal big bulky Kotex pads and sanitary belts. As a teenage boy, no way would I have bought those! I look back now from a distance of 45 years from that and am amazed I never got caught. The horror & shame of that would have been WAY worse than buying them.

The bathrooms are Out Of Commission at the house for a day or so while the pipes get re-routed. There is a restaurant a block or so away, but it is soooo much easier to just relax and let my body do what it wants to do. Warm & squishy, indeed!

Construction is ACTIVE! The old wiring went out and a Brand New Square-D box is IN! Woot! On Monday they jack up the center.

Yay! I heard from the adjuster yesterday and he approved almost all the stuff in the contractor's quote. Work should start on Monday. We may be back in our house by mid-July!

I use a little squeeze thingie that's normally used to suck snot out of a baby's nose. It holds a couple of ounces.

You don't use the suppositories. Go to you local drug store or WalMart for liquid glycerine. It's cheaper at WalPhart... around $3 for a bottle. It will be in the pharmacy section. You can also find it at your better grocery stores in the baking section...it's used in candies.

Yeh... I've thought about that! Since the gas and electricity were turned off during The Event, the house would have gone cold VERY quickly in January when it was below zero for a week. "Theoretically" a revised quote is sitting with the adjuster today. Now comes the fun negotiating part. I think my wife & I will be playing "good cop / bad cop" with the adjuster. I'll be the baddie...

He (the perp) did say to a friend of his who had said to him before he left "Hey, don't burn down the house while I'm gone..." "I'm a HYDRO not a PYRO." Swell.

Some of you may have followed the "Maybe She'll Diaper Me" string (don't ream me out again, eh?). Anyway... It looks like they'll finally be starting the rebuild progress on our house. It's been gutted out to the 2x4 in the kitchen and dining room. Same for the basement under the kitchen. The dollar amount for a kid leaving the bathtub running for 3 days is now at around $65,000 and counting. Thank heavens for insurance!

Five semi-frozen marshmallows up the bottom followed by 2 ounces of 50/50 water/glycerine. Slapped on a diaper and diaper cover. After 2 minutes I started to leak, and nothing I could do could hold it in. After 3 minutes everything came out, followed by uncontrollable peeing. It was so wonderful to feel totally unable to control myself!

Without a doubt it's Desitin diaper rash ointment. I still remember that smell from when I was a little kid. Since my bottom got a bit chapped this morning on my walk from my temporary apartment back to the house and office (we got vandalized a couple of weeks ago) I smeared some on. Even though I've washed my hands, I can still smell the scent on my fingers.

Umm... did you read the REST of my comment?

Just did a 5-set on a nearly empty bowel. That is one Stinky Poop. But... I really love the way it just comes & comes & comes.

I was at the grocery store last night and they had giant marshmallows that were probably 3 or 4 inches in circumference and 2 inches high. You might be able to freeze them and then roll them into an insertable cone shape (kind of like I did with the regular marshmallows). Looking at them, though, I think I'd rather stick those things up my bottom than eat them. Pretty much everyone that looked at them was going "ewwwww".

Thanks for the support, guys. Anyone who'd think I'd mess up a marriage to a wonderful lady who: loves science fiction loves collecting rocks thinks the point of a road trip is the trip makes one hell of a cup of coffee is NUTS. And to wetnmessy247.. I used to let dorks like you worry me and get me really bent out of shape. I got over that a couple of decades ago. The thing to remember is that diapers are a mere side-show to our life. If diapers become the main event then your life is seriously askew.

*snort* Do I need to put JOKE in big letters for some people. Sheesh. Of course I'm seriously considering getting diapers instead of having the plumbing fixed. I've actually put out an RFP to a number of medical supply companies for their bids on supplying 37,500 diapers over a period of thirteen years with a rider clause saying that the diapers must be of the "best quality and urine capacity that is currently available on the market". OF COURSE I AM. <------ JOKE(in case you're a little slow) Cripes!

Well, she no longer hears me getting up to pee, so I guess the night-time diapering is off. Oh, and I just did a walk-through with the general contractor, plumber, and electrician. Depending what the city building inspector says about some damaged load-bearing beams we are now talking $60,000 to $120,000 worth of work. Let's see now... figuring around $30,000 of this is bathroom-related plumbing we could get rid of that and just wear diapers. At $12 / pack of 15 (guesstimate) that would be 37,500 diapers. At two people times four diapers per day that would work out to 4687 days worth of diapers. That's around 13 years. Question is...will I last beyond the age of 73?

Gee... what a difference in the tone of the post from those OVER 40 and those UNDER. Thanks for the thoughtful comments. I actually was thinking of that. The "I hate to go into the house from the office when it was blizzarding, and I thought about gamers who wear diapers for all-night game sessions, and I thought... why not?" BTW... have YOU guys been checked for sleep apnea? A friend's sister who is a nurse heard about my snoring and told my sweetie to insist I get checked. Un-treated sleep apnea can kill you, and snoring is the major indicator. OK... time to go home. The rain has stopped, it's sunny outside, and I've got band practice tonight. Tomorrow the house walk-through happens and probably by next week the reconstruction job will commence.

Compared to a "classic" molasses enema, the amount of sugar isn't nearly as much.

I kind of figure that pretty much anything that can go in one end of the digestive tract (mouth) can go in the other end (bottom). I wouldn't, however, go with the inverse of that! Of course, common sense does need to prevail. As in "some drugs (alcohol, etc) should be administered rectally with some caution."

Heh, heh. My thoughts exactly.

The "time is right" shows up for most anything. When I came out to my wife as a cross dresser lo tho many years ago her response was "How Charming". She lived through that phase of my life. (Yes, phase... when I went on Zoloft the urge to dress and go out just evaporated. Probably depression related. Go figure. Your mileage may vary.) Diapers, though kind of "out there" in the cosmic scheme of quirkiness, are just another facet of that odd thing we call "life". Odd phrase that, "selfish fetish". All fetishes are, by definition, "selfish". Was cross dressing a fetish? Yes... but since it's something I've done since I was a teenager 40-something years ago it was probably hard-wired into my brain. When I came out I stopped being an angry, angry, ANGRY, guy and got mellow. Hiding stuff is a Very Bad Idea. Trust me on this one... All the energy that goes into hiding something pops out in a bad way. So, back to diapers. Am I hard-wired for diapers? Dunno. Never really thought about it. Stay tuned...