Just a quick intro.
I'm 78 and not long figured out how to use the internets. I was using googles today and stumbled upon this page and after reading a few things that people written I felt at home already. I think I have finally found some people I can talk to about shitting myself. The thing is everyone thinks I shit myself by accident but I don't, I do it on purpose because it feels so warm and good. I also like smelling my own poo, especially after I have eaten many prunes. I have a carer and she cleans all my mess up for me which is nice.