[My Birthday Party - You'Re Invited!]

It might have been better to put this in the appropriate state forums as well. There is a very active region of littles along the 95 corridor from Richmond up to Connecticut. Check out the Northeast Littles. http://www.northeastlittles.com/

Good Luck.

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday

[Warren County (And The Rest Of The Northwest)]

I used to live there. Was in P'burg and Alpha for most of my childhood.

[Anyone Use Redbox Regularly?]

I rent movies about once a month so I use Redbox to view the latest and greatest. They don't have a great selection, but they usually have something that I want to see. They do put in older movies in their rotation.

At $1, you can't go wrong. They do have very good customer service online for the occasional damaged DVD. They also offer free codes that I've used numerous times.

I'm careful as to when I rent so that I have time to watch it twice before returning it. If something comes up, then I only get to see it once, no big deal. If I only had time to watch once, then I get a call from work, it's a waste of a dollar.

I've never used netflix. Somehow, I just don't trust paying for 1's and 0's without physically holding onto something especially when the internet connection is fallible and slow (for streaming video) at most times.

[New/Old To Dd]

You're lucky. You're in the middle of a very active area. Check out all the groups that are part of Northeast Littles. It doesn't even matter if you're strictly a DL. The best part about this group is their inclusiveness.

[Where Were You On 9-11-2001]

I was at work when a friend/coworker told me that a twin engine airplane flew into one of the twin towers. I wondered how a small plane could accidentally fly right into a giant building while under control by some of the countries' best air traffic controllers in broad daylight with clear skies. While most everyone remembers what a beautiful morning it was, I was thinking about how crummy the weather was on Monday. When I later found out what was really happening, I figured that the attack was supposed to be on Monday morning when more people would have been at work but that the weather wouldn't have allowed the terrorists to see the buildings.

[Nel Presents Camp Idunn]

For those of us who registered, when do we get address/directions?

Contact Squish directly. You may have missed the e-mail.

[Nature Is Out To Get The East Coast Of The Usa]

Irene formed before the earthquake struck. Been watching it for a week. And I'll be seeing it tomorrow night.

[Colonic Irrigation]

I should make an appointment sometime soon. It's been about 10 months since my last one.

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I tried licking the cheese off of them, but they tasted rather stale. . . . LCD screen flavored corn chips.

[Lilshybaby Is In Critical Condition. If You Know Her, Please Post A Message Here]

You're in my prayers.

[Friggin Shoot Me!]

I hope things turn around for you. I also pray that she is understanding about her kitty.

[S'Not A Great Poem]

Some folks like to open the tissue to see

What has escaped their nasal cavity

Hi. I'm 'some folks.' Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Oh yeah. And this 's'not funny. It's reality.

ps I'm half-tempted to post a pic of a snotty tissue.

[Check Out What I Found At Goodwill...]

First Quality was my most recent purchase. $3 a bag, but they only had 3 bags.

[Tlc My Strange Addiction]

Found this on Riley's twitter thingy:

http://www.prettyque...kilo-interview/

It's long but a worthwhile read. The comments section is interesting too.

Enlightening

[I May Have Hit The Jackpot....]

We both fancy each other though.

But we ain't yet... plucked up the corage to ask each other out on a date.

I've just sent her a message on facebook about that though. I would ring her phone but I feel nervous, incase she rejects me. As it's easier to deal with in a message than on the phone or even worse face to face.

Whoa. Are we getting to the point where you ask for someone's hand in marriage through a mobile device complete with a pic and link to the ring? So, if she agrees, all she needs to do is follow the link and order the ring next day delivery.

Face to face is best. Good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Do You Ever?]

Yup. Summer before high school. She ended up being in one of my classes. Guess how she remembered me.

Ever french kiss the crook of your arm?

[New Coasters Coming To A Park Near You ?]

But are any wood? I wooden coasters. The metal ones can do far more than wood, but for me nothing beats a creaky shaky wobbly rough-riding wooden coaster Maybe I have a hidden masochist streak in me

Bettypooh

I wooden coasters, too. I was incredibly disappointed when Hercules was replaced by Hydra at Dorney Park. I do enjoy going upside down and what not, but steel coasters are just too smooth of a ride. They practically put me to sleep.

[You Know Your Diaper Is Thick When...]

And some physics jokes...

If your diaper is white, but appears to be black...

If the universe actually DOES revolve around you...

If you never have to change because the waste is simply compressed into a singularity...

If your diaper is held on not by tapes or pins, but simply though gravitational attraction...

If you have to worry more about your diaper sucking in external liquids than leaking...

These are my favorites.

[Njl Annual Teddy Bear Picnic And Hike]

Sounds like you have a very active group and if I was willing to travel there, it would be an honor to join you.

Wonder if there's anything like your group in Michigan?

Supposedly, MI has a lot of AB/DL's.

NJ is a very lucky state with all of their activity. They're also lucky to have PA next door from where many AB/DL's come.

[Single In Statesville Tonight!]

I just flew over Statesville 90 minutes ago.

[You Know Your Diaper Is Thick When...]

In short, it wouldn't.

In long: I'd be amazed if that's anywhere near close to enough. Obviously it would depend on distance, type of round etc., but even at 200 meters I can't see 2 meters worth of SAP, fluff and plastic having a chance in hell of stopping a round with the sheer amount of energy a 50-cal round has. It might deflect it somewhat, but stop, ... nah. You'll need something a lot more dense. Pure sap in a "tray of sand" like setup would likely do it, but just a bunch of diapers back to back, I can't see it being enough.

How about 6 ft of used diapers?

A multitude of diapers compressed to 6 ft. should be solid enough to stop a speeding bullet.

[I Wanna Party With Her]

Hmm. I wonder how long it takes alcohol to get into the breast milk after a night of carousing.

Somebody spiked the milk.

[Woman Would Have No Choice But To Wear Diapers If...]

The woman looked Ms.

Walters straight in the eyes, and without

hesitation said, "Land mines".

And what was Barbara Walters' reaction? I would have been mortified. Especially without a husband to follow out of Afghanistan.

[Don'T Touch!]

Now that will just make me look further on the whole situation...what is this label on?

Obviously it's on his diaper drawer. . . It's booby trapped!!

Actually, looks like something electrical or electric powered.

[Messing Like A Toddler]

Squatting is natural and healthy. Even without a diaper, I'll hop up on the toilet and squat.