herbie

Never shit where you get your bread.

Yes, please do, so we all can wear our little tin foil hats and give real advice and/or condolences to all the fictional characters. Bring Norma the mother-in-law back from the other fantasy story!

If it's free, it's for me!! And worth every cent of it, too!!! What's funny is all the free advice

Sling those diapers

". . . broad is the way that leads to destruction ....." Sorry, but this would be the last place I would ask for advice like that.

You're 19 so you are of age. Still living at home? Maybe your parents will reciprocate and tell you of their fantasies and kinks and what they like to do in their bedroom. You know, so they can feel comfortable with themselves and not feel like they have to keep anything private.

Wow, is it me? You didn't lose control, you got some back. She told you to chose her or the diapers. You chose the diapers. You called her bluff. Now she wants to talk. I agree with everybody here, it IS a shock for them to see us in diapers. But, they DO get over it and (usually) accept it. Freaking out over it is the exception, not the rule, I have found. The other thing, this "chose it or me" thing gets used a lot, even if you didn't wear diapers. It would be something .... motorcycle, golf, whatever it is that you want to take up. It's a game that never ends . If she feels she can't live without you, she will accept it. If she can live without you, you're toast. Up to you. BTW, PP brought up an excellent point ..... the maintenance man. It happens.

My thoughts ... 1. Sounds like you were caught. 2. Your door was open. There's an invitation. 3. I dunno, sounds like you wanted to get caught.

.... babe magnet ...... Oops, sorry, wasn't thinking .... again.

Oh, I thought. I need to get way back on this side of the line, I think.

Oh man! Just pour some water in your diaper and be done with it. There! The diaper is wet!!! Walk around and have a great time!

C'mon folks. She asked because it was incredulous. . . an old guy crouched behind a car .... taking a dump!! In what probably became apparent to her, a diaper. More likely than not, there was a rest room available but he chose not to go there, instead he chose to go out in the parking lot and crouch behind a car. She's gotta be thinking "nut case", big time. What's next, will he reach down in there and play with it, smear it on himself? She had guts for asking him ..... it must not have occurred to her that the guy could have reached down in his diaper and slung it at her.

Hey look, Hon!!! An outhouse! Let's go in there and make out!! You khow what the smell of an outhouse does to me!!!!

Hey Dude - twelve bucks for a keyboard at your local Office Depot - give it a shot!

Aw cmon now, that's funny! I don't care who you are, that was funny!

I like to save it up for a couple of weeks and then take a huge dump in my diaper. Then, I show it to my girlfriend and ask her can't she just accept me for who I am? Judging from the usual reaction, that seems to break the shyness barrier.

... a real babe magnet ...

Uh-oh. I bet I get another warning .....

Got the answer! Masturbate!! You can still abide by your rule of "No Masturcating". Not sure how the ears work with that but whatever!

Unbelievable. He doesn't get it. And, it seems he's not going to get it, either.

Panic attack you say? Wait until you get the bill for that.

That's funny. To be so gullible ....

uuuuuhhhhhhhh ......... maybe it's me ....... but don't y'all think there's some bigger issues here .....??