One of the things I love about diapers are how the conform to the shape of my body. Sure, you need a relatively well-fitting diaper to start with; but when I first put it on it can be a little loose and want to slide off my big flatt bottom... but over time the plastic stretches where it needs too, relaxes where it can and hugs my every curve.
So it sounds like the community seafood boil is a no go, lol. I'm mixed on seafood. Hate shrimp and "fishy" or oily fish. Like white fish, love crab. Lobster is good, but I am mildy allergic (turns me red) so I don't partake.