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If it is the same as Comcast, then yes. This was back when cable tv was still a big thing, but people were staring to jump ship. I called to cancel my cancel my catv but keep internet. My internet alone was $50/mo, but with catv it was $150. It took 2 HOURS before I was eventually transferred to their retention dept, but by then I just wanted to cancel both. Their retention dept got me to stay with internet only for $30/mo. But that didn't last. Years later I had Direct tv satellite, and after way too many storm outages I called to cancel them too. They were going to cut my bill in half and lock in the rate for a year. I still cancelled because there wasn't anything they could do about the outages. So yeah, if anyone wants to lower their internet bill, call to "cancel" it.

Chapter 12:    I walked in front as Lindsay followed me to the Executive Snack Bar, both of our butts dry and crinkling. It was a mid size room with a four person table and shelves full of all sorts of snacks, foreign and fancy and frozen and fantastic.    “So what can we take here?” Lindsay asked.    “Technically nothing but no one ever guards it.” I grabbed a paper plate and started picking whatever looked good. Honey roasted peanuts, a white chip macadamia nut cookie, a small bag of shrimp flavoured puff chips and an O’Henry flavoured chocolate milk.    Lindsay followed behind and stocked up her plate as well. We both sat at the table across from each other and smiled as we started eating.    “So, we're both in diapers, huh?” Lindsay asked.    “Yeah.” I said with my mouthful, “But I'm almost out of them. I'm taking my Pull-up test tomorrow.”    “Lucky. I haven't even started potty training.” Lindsay looked sad.    I was shocked, “How old are you?” I asked.    “Thirty-one.” She groaned.    “You're getting really close to the cutoff.”    “I know.” Lindsay whined, “I just don't have any control yet. They say you're ready to start potty training when you start to hold it for short periods, but as soon as I have to go it always falls out. And I can't even tell when I go yet. Other people always have to tell me when I'm wet or poopy.”    “It's the hardest step. But there are ways to engineer that. If you friend me on Northwind I'll send you some instructional videos.” I told her.    “Thanks, I'd… appreciate that.” Lindsay couldn't look me in the eye, but nevertheless she took out her phone and sent me a friend request.    I took my phone out and accepted it. “Well I'm done eating. Listen, I just realized I left someone in the Youth Employee Den while I went to that meeting. So if you wanna come get her with me, that'd be cool.” I offered.    “Uhh, yeah. I don't have to go in, do I?”    “No. I'll go in and get her. Then we can all hang out.”    “Sounds good.” Lindsay said.    We got up and went back to the elevator, then we rode it all the way down to the ground floor.    “So who's this girl you left in the Youth Employee Den?” Lindsay asked.   “She's really more of a woman. She's my girlfriend, or I’d like her to be. We haven't had the label talk yet. But we're getting close really quickly.”    “That's great. Have you two done any diaper humping yet?” Lindsay asked cloyingly.    I blushed, “Just once… It was great.”    “I bet.” She smiled.    The elevator doors dinged open and we stepped out into the lobby. We walked over to the glass doors and I turned around. “You can wait here. The Den’s on the other side.”    Lindsay nodded then I grabbed the door handle and walked straight in.    I looked around at all the adult babies. Business suits on top and exposed diapers on the bottom. I walked in a ways, stepping on the foam floor and just around the corner I saw Ash, fiddling with a bionicle, with the tube top and blazer I loaned her still on and her fresh Doc McStuffins Diaper also exposed.    “Ash!” I called out to her.    “Emma!” She was startled, but she hopped up and ran towards me. I hugged her and it felt extremely nice and warm.    Delores came from behind and I felt her squeeze my butt. I turned to look at her.    “Just checking your diaper, dear. Little Ash here leaked her diaper so she’s walking around trouserless with some of the tots, while her pants are in the wash.” Delores said it all with a big smile.   “Thank you.” I said, then I turned to Ash, “We can head back up to my office. I've got a new friend.”    “No.” Ash mumbled as she rubbed her arm, “I just, don't wanna walk through all those grown up people with my diaper out. Not in this big fancy building.”    “It's ok.” I hugged her. “Delores, do you have anything she can cover up with?”    “No sweetie, we don't really do diaper covering here. I've always gotta be able to check the little ones diapers.” We stood there awkwardly for a few seconds then Delores spoke again, “But you could always check the lost and found out in the lobby.”    “Oh, that's a great idea!” I said. Then I grabbed Ash's hand and pulled her out to the lobby.     “Wait! I don't wanna go!” She shouted but I brought her out anyway.    We walked past Lindsay and Lindsay followed us.   “Ash this is Lindsay, Lindsay this is Ash. All three of us are in diapers.” I explained quickly, then I approached the front desk. “Good morning Theresa. We were wondering if we could look through the lost and found for some bottoms, so my friend can cover up her diaper.    Theresa scowled at me a little. “Yeah. I'll allow it. Anything that's been there longer than a month is in the blue box.” She pointed to behind the desk and we walked around. The three of us got down on our knees and began to look through things.    “Not much in the way of bottoms.” I said.    “There's fucking nothing.” Ash whined.    “I found some silence pants.” Lindsay said, “They have clowns on them, but at least they’ll conceal your diaper.”    “But everyone will be able to tell it's a diaper.” Ash groaned, “The main part is hiding it. I wanna look grown up.”    “We could tie this beach towel around your waist.” I said and held up a Finding Nemo beach towel.    “It's better than the clown pants.” Ash cringed as she admitted it.    “Oh sorry, that's my beach towel.” Theresa said, “I'm going to the beach with some friends after work.”    “Then why was it in the box?” Lindsay asked, suspiciously.    “I don't know, must've got put in there by accident.” Theresa said flatly.    “Where's your swimsuit?” Ash continued the questioning.”    “I'm gonna buy one there.” She said.    “You're gonna be a swimsuit at the beach?” I asked.    “They have swimsuit stores on the boardwalk.” Theresa said smugly.    “Alright.” I grumbled and handed the towel to her. “I guess it's the clown pants.”    Ash groaned and slammed her head on the side of the box.    “Gross, don't put your face on that.” Lindsay said as she lifted Ash's forehead off the box.    The three of us stood up and Ash looked queasy as she stepped into the clown pants and pulled them up around her waist.    “They're not terrible.” I said, “They kind of look like booty shorts, I mean sure they've got the scrunchies around the thighs and the clown pattern but these would be cute in a different outfit.”    “Try removing the blazer.” Lindsay said, “Maybe wearing just a tube top will make it look more like a slutty outfit instead of a baby on bottom situation.”    Ash looked pensive, “No. I'm gonna keep the blazer on, at least it covers me a little from the back.”   “Okie Dokie.” Lindsay nodded. “I'm Lindsay by the way. Emma already introduced us, but I'm the chief financial officer for Satsumon America.”    “Oh, that's cool.” Ash nodded, “I play in a punk band. We're uhh, presuccessful.”    Lindsay laughed as they shook hands.    “So, back to my office?” I asked.    “We should probably get back to the meeting. I mean I do literally have a job to do.” Lindsay said.    “Right and I had no idea you were the CFO. That's actually a pretty important role to have there.” I said.   “Right? That's what I was saying,” Lindsay got excited as we all turned to walk towards the elevator, “There's no reason I needed a diaper change in the middle of that meeting.”    “I don't know, you were pretty stinky.” I joked.    “Fuck off.” she rolled her eyes and chuckled.    We all got in the elevator and rode it all the way back up to the executive floor. We walked to the meeting room and tried to walk in casually.    “So I think the best form of attack is to hit each individual sub CEO… Lindsay, Emma, you're back and you've brought a Youth Employee. Very nice.” Chris said with an obviously frustrated smile.    “Took a long time to get your diaper changed.” The Satsumon CEO said.    “Sorry sir. Things got complicated. Ash here didn't have any pants.” Lindsay said.    “And why is Ash here?” The CEO asked.    “Shes Emma's assistant for today. She wanted to come help.    “Great.” The CEO rolled his eyes, then turned back to Chris, “I like the idea of sending a cease and desist to every sub CEO…”   The meeting went on for quite a while, the men talked while Lindsay and I sat making faces at each other.    Ash stood next to a ficus up against a wall and tried to stand in a way that didn’t show off her clown pants.   “Now, miss Ash.” Chris said as he leaned over his laptop. “I'm going to print out some materials for everyone to go over while we get ready. Can you run and get them?”    “I don't know where the executive floor printer is.” Ash said.    Chris sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. “Wow, you really do need supervision. It's in the back of room 308. Do you know your numbers yet?”    “Yes I know my numbers!” Ash said getting a little huffy about being spoken down to. She hustled out the glass door trying to slam it but it slowed itself down.    “I'm gonna make sure she's ok.” I said, then I got up and chased after her. I didn't have to go far, she was moping in a small wall nook, kicking and slapping a water cooler. “Hey, go easy on him.” I said, “He's full of water, he might pee everywhere.”    Ash looked up at me and smiled softly, still with deep sadness in her eyes. “Emma, I don't like how they're treating me. Ever since I got here it's like I'm a baby. I- I think I wanna leave.”    I softly touched her arms and looked up at her, “It's ok. If you don't wanna be here you don't have to be. I know it's awful here.”    “Then why do you stay?” Ash asked.    “I need the money and I've built my career here. It's the biggest law firm in San Francisco. Leaving this place, wherever I went it would be a huge paycut and a cut in resources.”    “I just don't wanna see you waste your life in a bitter place like this.”    I hugged her, “I'm not wasting my life, I'm helping a lot of people.”    “Ok.” Ash said sadly, “I'm gonna go.”    “I'll see you Friday.” I said.    “Yeah Friday.”    As she walked away I stared at her butt through the clown pants and felt grateful to still have her. And a bit worried I may not have her much longer.   I went to room 308 and got the print offs, then I walked back to the meeting and sat down.    “Where's Ash?” Chris asked.    “She went home. She was a little upset by what you said to her.”    “Did you call a grown up to take her home?” Chris asked.    “She's not a youth employee, she was just a temp.”    Chris looked a little nauseous. “That was an adult woman.”    “Yeah.”    “Shit, I really shouldn't have been talking to her like that. I'll send her an apology letter after the meeting.” Chris thought for a minute, “Why was she wearing those clown shorts?”    “Her diaper leaked on her dress pants, so she had to grab whatever was in the lost and found.” I cringed saying it.    “Ah, that's pretty babyish. I probably won't send the letter then.” He mumbled.    “Uhh ok.” I groaned.   

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Ah thanks for the advice, ill do that now.

‘Because one of us is stinky, Aaron!’ Kimi giggled, playfully covering her nose. ‘Did you go poo?’