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Get out of my head!!! 😆 (but for real... that sounds amazing)

Doesn't work. 

A couple years ago I had a major wetting incident in my doctor's office. I was there to get some tests done. I'd had an issue the past few times I went there for tests because my doc wouldn't advise me ahead of time whether they would take a urine sample. So I was always peeing when I arrived only to find out they needed a sample and I'd have to sit there sipping water forever until I could go again. So, this one time, I decided to just fuckin' hold it the whole time. I didn't pee that whole morning. And I'd had about 2 cups of coffee on an empty stomach. I had to pee so bad. When the nurse was taking my blood pressure, I tried to relax so I wouldn't get a false reading from being all amped up and tense trying to hold my pee. I was wearing pullups and figured if I let a little out, it would be fine. NOPE! The flood gates opened and as soon as I started peeing I could feel it start to soak way too close to the leg holes. Through the incredible relaxing relief of all that pee finally coming out, I stammered out a heads up to the nurse that I was peeing my pants right as it started to really rush out of the pullups and soak my jeans. She said it's fine and put her hand on my arm (I guess cause she thought for good reason that I'd feel embarrassed) until I finished. I told the nurse I was sorry for making a mess on the exam bench but also that she didn't need to worry that I was embarrassed. That it happens to me sometimes. She got another nurse to come in and help her clean me off and throw away the wet pullups, which were soaked through so bad, they were dripping. I took a clean pair out of my backpack and put them on under my jeans. The nurse asked if I wanted something else to wear over the jeans. I said, "Nah. I'm fine. But thanks. I appreciate the thought." When you don't treat your accidents as a big deal, neither do other people.

you could put on a megamax then throw a cvs or cloth backed diaper over top of it kinda like a diaper cover.  you can also use the pocket diapers and stuff them as needed with enough absorbency to get you through whatever event till your next change taco bell?  

I started having wet dreams just a couple days after I first started masturbating when I 14 and they were constant from the get-go. No matter how much I masturbated (or by my mid-20s, had sex) I always had at least one wet dream every night, sometimes 2 or 3. Each time, without fail, I would wake up as soon as I finished ejaculating and my penis would be rock hard and I'd have to pee so bad I was gonna burst. And couldn't get the erection to go away until I pee'd but also couldn't pee with such a hard erection. I'd have to get up and pace around for a minute until I could get it at least 1/2 soft and bend my penis down into the toilet and pee a full bladder. At a certain point, I started to have waves of several nights in a row where I'd have what were wet dreams in every way (including the sensation of an orgasm at the end of the dream) but would wake up to find I'd wet the bed instead of ejaculating. And that's still the case. Every couple months or so, I'll hit a run of wet dreams-turned-accidents for at least four nights in a row. Then they'll subside.  But over the past year, those waves have been more frequent, longer in their duration. It's not rare they'll go on with as many as 4 or 5 accidents in a night, every night for 2 weeks straight. My medically unprofessional assumption is that as I got closer to middle-age, the way my wet dreams occurred when I was pushing a super full bladder turned into a situation where sometimes, as my body begins to relax in anticipation of ejaculating, it will relax just more than enough that my bladder beats my ejaculation to the punch and let's loose just as I was about to climax.