I'll be pursuing getting a significant amount of botox in my anal sphincters and pelvic floor. This will most likely happen in the next few weeks. Someone will be injecting me and I'll have to wait several days to find out what the effect is. Ideally this will allow me to stretch wider and take huge plugs and leave them in comfortably all of the time, which will stretch and atropy my muscles so much that I'll never regain any bowel continence, ever.
Don't knock it...
Got a taste for it at an event in Nashville. Just a good smooth liquor that takes natural flavors really well. Cherry Nounce, Apple Pie, Sipping Creams.... yum.