To me, it is hilarious how alcohol affects me. The more drunk I get, the more contentious I become about my bladder control, and the better I can control it - that is until I pass that point of consciousness. I was on a course in Switzerland, and got drunk by 2pm, and thought - yes, I can manage without a diaper, so I went out sans diaper, and continued drinking... until the inevitable happened. I passed out. The next morning, I had some explaining to do.