Double Diaper Humiliation

[dlsafrica]

The obvious bulge. The crinkle. The top of the second diaper inevitably sticking out above shorts. The fact that mommy can't see the evidence of a wet diaper until the front of the bottom diaper rips through and the fourth wetting shows. Unscheduled checks. The fact that it's impossible for baby to close his or her legs and the closest is about an inch. The fact that when your rule for your little baby is that when they have pooed their diaper, they are no longer allowed to walk but must crawl until changed (add a pacifier for extra emphasis of helplessness. Ie: They can no longer walk like toddlers but must crawl like helpless  babies). And they better hope that if the geyser is not switched on, that it gets switched on before they dirty their diaper, because otherwise they can't reach.

All things that make mommy smile.