The things you overhear.

[ValentinesStuff]

I work overnights at a hotel and tonight there was a small group that came back from the bars around 2AM. They were standing around talking, when one announced that it was time for her to "ni-ni."

Then she commented that she didn't even have kids, and still said "ni-ni." Then she took it a step further and said it was "time to get my ba-ba and go ni-ni."

 

Gotta love drunks. She did some funny looks from her companions, and I'm wondering if she's up in her room getting her ba-ba, putting on a diaper and going ni-ni. (But I doubt it.)

[drynot]

I can tell you this.....if I was drunk I would definitely be wearing diapers to bed.  It's pretty well guaranteed that I will have a wet diaper in the morning.  Maybe she has the same problem