Substitutes for baby items?

[Jam]

So currently I'm living with my parents, I'll be moving away some time in the summer but until then I'd be interested to see what substitutes have you come across for babyish items? Things like diapers, toys, rattles, bibs, pacifiers, etc. Obviously nothing beats the real thing, but I thought it'd be interesting to find out what people's makeshift items were!

[le Hollandais]

I have been a pipe smoker for over 40 years. Some may say that's a substitute for a pacifier.