Possibly Offensive Cheese

[Morv]

If you want to really understand the human mind, I'll have to write my treatise entitled, "How Specific Gnomes Running Backward Inside Human Brains Makes Us Who We Are." It will be a companion to my still unwritten, "Gnomes in the Mind of God All Go One Direction And That's Why He's So Great." I also have an outline for, "Gnomes Turned To Imps: An Analysis of Human Psychosis." But my greatest work yet shall be, "Brain Gnomes With Three Arms: What Seperates Man From Beast."

[seppuku]

Mental masturbation in its purest form... it gets me hot.