Regression hospital

[babywyatt]

"refusing a gift from the goddess of youth"

[Wannatripbaby]

"You seem to assume that youth is inherently better than age."

[babywyatt]

"it is we have more energy"

[Wannatripbaby]

"Look, I don't think we should have this conversation right now. We still have so much to do and we're wasting time."

[babywyatt]

"ok ok let's hurry up"

[Wannatripbaby]

She starts doing your hair & makeup. Her diaper crinkling with every step she takes. "How do you move around in these things, Grace? I feel like I'm wearing a pillow between my legs!"

[babywyatt]

"it takes some getting used to"

[Wannatripbaby]

"Yes, well, I don't imagine I'll be getting used to it any time soon. In fact would it bother you terribly if I just took it off now?"

[babywyatt]

"yes because it hasn't been used"

[Wannatripbaby]

She sighs "Only on your wedding day would I put up with this." She keeps working on your hair.

[babywyatt]

I keep giggling

[Wannatripbaby]

She sets your hair, applies your makeup and lavish jewelry, and brings you a mirror. You look like a queen.

[babywyatt]

I almost start crying "I don't even look like myself anymore"

[Wannatripbaby]

"Oh dear. I hadn’t expected... let me try something else." She starts removing your jewelry.

[babywyatt]

"it's not the jewelry it is the makeup I never wear make up" I start crying

[Wannatripbaby]

"Give me a minute." She removes most of your jewelry and makeup and dries your tears. "Take another look, honey."

Now you look like your normal self wearing an elegant White wedding dress with your hair with white ribbons in them.

[babywyatt]

"a lot better thank you mommy"

[Wannatripbaby]

"You're welcome baby." She hugs you.

[babywyatt]

I start yawning

[Wannatripbaby]

"Why don't I get you some coffee to keep you awake?" She takes you into the kitchen.

[babywyatt]

"VERY BAD IDEA"

[Wannatripbaby]

"What? Why?"

[babywyatt]

"I'll be super hyper"

[Wannatripbaby]

"Well then what would you suggest? I don't want you falling asleep during the ceremony."

[babywyatt]

"bring me a mountain dew"