Wannatripbaby Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 "Isn't there, like, three times as much caffeine in Mountain Dew as there is in coffee?" Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 "no there's isnt Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 She disappears and returns a few seconds later with your request. "Bride knows best." Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 I pop it open and drink it Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 "Would you like something to eat before the ceremony?" Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 "well there's a special food but it's now illegal since I'm a goddess I wanted deer meat but Artemis would be pissed" Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "Well then maybe Artemis doesn't have to know? Just this once, of course." Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 "she knows when an animal dies" Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "We could always take the meat of a dear who's been freshly killed? Of course we probably don't have the time to find one." Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "Hmm... Aha! I think there's a place nearby that sells frozen deer meat." Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 "let's go go go go" Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "No no, you wait here. You're in a wedding dress, remember? You'd just draw attention to yourself." Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 "who cares if I draw attention to myself" Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 She puts her hands on your shoulders. "That's a conversation for later. For now can you just trust me? It'll go faster if you stay here." Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 "ok fine also can to bring me back a mint milkshake" Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "I'll do that after I get the meat." She disappears. Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 I wait for her to come back (sorry for the wait I was driving home) Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 (No apologies necessary. We all get busy from time to time.) She comes back a few minutes later with several poinds of dear meat. "Alright, how would you like it prepared?" Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 "greasey deer burgers" Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "Coming right up." She gets out the supplies. "Now usually I'd take the time to cook this the normal way, but we're in a bit of a time crunch so..." she uses her powers to instantly prepare the burgers. Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 I start eating them and swallow 20 of them Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 She disappears to go get your milkshake then comes back to find you've eaten all of them. "Wow. You must've literally inhaled them!" She hands you the milkshake. Link to comment
babywyatt Posted February 19, 2018 Author Share Posted February 19, 2018 I start drinking it slowly Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 "Went a bit too fast with the burgers, huh?" Link to comment
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