Tour Bus Baby (private me & Danny)

[Danny]

Looks at her nervously "Are you sure they are just wet??" I ask

[bigbabymikey1062]

Classroom lady: "yes. For right now. But you know babies. They won't always stay that way

We need to move quickly. They're going fall asleep any minute"

[Danny]

Gulps and one by one I lay them on the changing table and change their "wet" diapers.

[bigbabymikey1062]

Cam: "I'll take it from here. You look like you're about to pass out"

*You open one of the baby boy's diaper. He almost pees on you. Cam laughs*

Teacher: "Dan can you put them in their cribs? I'll show you where they go"

[Danny]

"I changed them!" I say as I stagger back as the young boy almost catches me and I stumble as I open his diaper and look at Cam

"Heey! its not funny"

I pick them both up after changing and we head for their cribs.

"No problem at all. That's just the warm up right? Literally!"

[bigbabymikey1062]

*you guys put all 6 babies down for their nap*

Teacher: "While the children nap, we need to clean up. Can you wash all the bottles and dishes?"

*Mark brings 3 sandwiches and drinks for you*

Mark: "Here you go"

Teacher: "Thank you,

[Danny]

Sighs "i asked her out for dinner tonight. I really like her and she is my own age so it is good there. I am not sure Mark. Am I ready for a relationship? I think I am"

I check on the babies

Heads back

"the babies are all okay, I think, I guess we can relax for a while"

[bigbabymikey1062]

Mark: "could be with a girl? Probably. Just man to man. Tone down the weird. But you're a rock star now, dude. You can have any girl you want. One more thing

[Danny]

Looks at you "I like Cam. Really like her. I want to take things slowly though"

[bigbabymikey1062]

*you take so long the teacher finishes with the first baby and goes to check on the other babies*

Teacher: "is there a problem, young man?"

[Danny]

"How can his diaper leak! That stuff inside that is lethal! Gosh what did he eat!?" I say as I lay him down and removes his outfit.

[bigbabymikey1062]

Cam: "Why are you being so dramatic? It's just one little baby"

*she starts changing him*

"It's ok little guy. Let's get you clean"

*she scoffs at you*

Teacher: "Young man, there are 2 other little ones who are messy and need changing. They aren't as bad. Do you think you could help me and handle that little boy?"

[Danny]

"I can handle triple the mess and quadruple the babies already here.

[bigbabymikey1062]

Teacher: "Now that we have that taken care of, let's bring all the babies on the floor for play time"

*the teacher brings 2 of the babies to the play area. You bring the baby that you just changed

[Danny]

Looks at you knowing that not all the babies have been changed and knows all is not as it seems.

[bigbabymikey1062]

Teacher: "Aww. It looks like someone has a new little friend. Why don't you teach him one of your songs while I get him a bottle?

I bet he's hungry after his nap"

[Danny]

Starts singing to him hoping he'll calm down as he's extremely energetic..

[bigbabymikey1062]

Teacher: "and feel free to teach it to me too. I only know one of your songs. How'd you become a big rock star anyway?"

[Danny]

Smiles "there's a sort of talent to it. Just have to get the right pitch and voice level"

[bigbabymikey1062]

Teacher: "That's so good, young man. Could I get an autograph? My daughter us big fan. I can wait until later. You have your hands full"

[Danny]

"I have my hands full? How?" I grin

I go to my bag and get a photograph out of me and Mark and I sign it for the teacher.

[bigbabymikey1062]

Teacher: "With the baby. His name is Henry. He's quite fond of you"

[Danny]

"I'll offer to babysit him if his mom needs one. Might do me some good. He is a sweetheart" I smile at him and sing a lullaby.

[bigbabymikey1062]

Mark comes back in.

"Come on, D. It's time to take our group picture. We're going to be in the paper.

Joe says you should each

[Danny]

Smiles as I hold Henry up "I know he has no idea who I am" I laugh