Tour Bus Baby (private me & Danny)

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Who's the lucky lady? Of course you can bring her on tour. But see, the fans like to picture you single. So they can have your posters on their walls.

And you might meet someone you like on tour, so you have to keep your options open.

And why didn't you tell me you were into cougars?"

[Danny]

"I know. And I'm not into cougars. I just think she's a kind person"

[bigbabymikey1062]

"He learns fast.

[Danny]

Looks at you "well I can look after Riley if you and Joe want to go. I've got some things I can do"

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Joe: "You don't have to do that. This is your relaxation time...

*he thinks about it*

Do you want to take him to the aquarium or are you just going to hang out here with him?"

[Danny]

"I'll take him to the aquarium. I could do with getting some air. Besides.

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Joe: "I don't think you're creepy. I wish more boys would be like you. I'll drop you off for a couple hours and pick him up in time for his nap. We need to run by the studio"

*Mark and Joe go to the studio to record Mark's new solo song*

[Danny]

"That's good. Have you got a bag packed in case he gets hungry and other stuff" I grab my wallet and phone.

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Joe: "The diaper bag is in the back. You'll want the stroller too. It's a lot of walking.

[Danny]

Puts him in the stroller and wheels him in and I pay for the entry fee and we go through the underwater tunnel.

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Riley: *Gets wheeled around and waves at the fish.

They swim away*

"Bye fishy"

*Then Dan takes him to the kiddie side with the tank where you can touch the starfish*

*he hides behind you*

Riley: "Fish scary"

[Danny]

Crouches down to him "hey they won't bite you buddy I promise. Do you want to see some penguins?"

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*He nods*

"Whas dat?"

[Danny]

"They are things that swim in the sea and eat lots of fish"

We look round the aquarium and I take lots of photos and send them to Joe

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Riley: "Pen-gin. Pen-gin"

[Danny]

Smiles at him "can you say Danny?" I wheel him to the penguin shores

[bigbabymikey1062]

Riley: "Who dat?"

[Danny]

Looks at you "buddy. That's me. I'm Danny" smiles at him.

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Riley giggles.

[Danny]

Picks him up by his waist and carries him.

[Danny]

Takes him to a place in the aquarium where the kids can feel the mammals.

[bigbabymikey1062]

*Riley picks up a starfish and runs around with it. You go to the other side of the touch tank to touch a clam*

Riley disappears into the corner unnoticed. He squats and pushes the starfish closer to his tummy and pushes a big messy load into the seat of his diaper.

A mom comes up to him*

"Sweetie, you have to put that back"

*she tries to take it from him*

Riley: "No"

*The mom laughs*

"Do you mean yes? It's not polite to tell grown ups no"

*He gives her the starfish. She smells him*

"Whose little boy is this? I think he had an accident"

[Danny]

(can u do a bit where he's squatting down and doing the deed please before the mom realises hes done a poo)

[Danny]

Looks at the woman "thank you. I apologise for the smell.

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Riley: "No"

not wanting to leave the fish.