Tour Bus Baby (private me & Danny)

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Baby, come in.

Babies don't stay by themselves. They need someone to look after them. I'm going to take you shopping. Come on. Let's get your bag and bring it in here. Let's leave that room for a grown up"

[Danny]

Looks at you "I was going to spend some time with Riley and the guys"

[bigbabymikey1062]

"That's in 2 hours. We'll be back.
Wear these sunglasses"

*she calls an Uber to the hotel. It's 5 minutes away*

[Danny]

Looks at you "Why do I need to wear glasses?" I ask "i'm a well known superstar aren't I?" I sigh as I follow you out

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Babies don't question Mommy unless they want a spanking"

*you go downstairs and wait for the uber*

[Danny]

Glares at you, not knowing if you being mommy was a good idea anymore, I think to myself, but I think to myself that it might be fun

"it was only a question, you don't have to be rude!"

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Shhh. It's time you learned how to follow directions. We're going to the store. I need a few things, you need a few things. And anyway, I thought you were the sensitive one"

[Danny]

looks at you blankly and follows you and we go to the mall

[bigbabymikey1062]

*We pull up to the store*

[Danny]

My smile turns to a shock look "you are joking surely" I don't finish and head to the toy section and pick some cars out. nothing too babyish.

[bigbabymikey1062]

*I meet you in the toy section*

[Danny]

looks at you raising my eyebrows

"realllly?" I ask you "Joe doesn't know me properly"

we head to the checkout and I look away as the diapers are beeped through.

[bigbabymikey1062]

"He thinks you're acting out. Big time. You almost got replaced. Everybody heard about it.

[Danny]

"Acting out? I'm fine. What made him think that. He's so bigheaded!. Do I have to use the diapers.

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Sweetie, you have. I've seen it. Mouthing off to him. All these temper tantrums. If you have a problem, tell him. Don't shoot the messenger.

[Danny]

Looks at you "I have never sworn at him. That's ridiculous. He just doesn't like me. If he wants me to quit then I will but I'll be speaking with my lawyers"

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Dan, enough. You need to have a talk with him.

[Danny]

Looks at you and nods.

[bigbabymikey1062]

*Joe answers the door in his robe*

[Danny]

Looks at you

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Dan. I don't want to have to replace you. I think you're a nice young man. I don't see that too often.

[Danny]

I nod at you "I will do my best"

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Well, Dan. I don't want too dig to deep, but I think you should try to use the toilet whenever possible.

But you're a grown man. You can do whatever you want.

You don't wanna smell like pee do you?

Girls don't like that. Do you like girls... at this age?"

[Danny]

Nods and thinks of Chelsea.

[bigbabymikey1062]

"Thanks for being a good sport, Dan. A lot of people can't take criticism these days.