bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 The indie music Link to comment
Danny Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Looks at him shocked "and what are we supposed to do if we need to use the bathroom??" Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "We're going to stop on the way there. Will you go get Mark and tell him please? We have to pack up and get going" *Marcus walks up* "What's going on?" Joe: "There's toilet on your bus doesn't work. We're going to fix it tommorow, but Dan's a little upset" Marcus: "Dan you gotta relax. We're men. We can pee in all kinds of places. I'm going to go get a couple bottles and then we can go" Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Okay I know I can try to but I can't promise it'll work!" Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Hey, Dan do you want play some video games? We just got this big screen TV?" *I play video games for an hour, then I get the urge to pee. I decide to pee in the shower, but I take a towel in there so you won't know what I'm up to* Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Hears splashing and thinks its you splashing the "water around". I decide to shower after you've finished and pee in the shower. Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 *I realize my mistake as you Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Looks at you "why not? you didn't pee in the shower did you?" laughs Realises you aren't joking. "seriously!?" Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "I was going to rinse it down, but you said you had to take a shower. My fault" Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Looks at you and grins "we can't just pee in the shower. what are we gonna do?" Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Why not? It saves water. And it's such a cool dude thing to do. I was going to pee in a bottle, but this is so much cooler" Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Looks at you "I was thinking, there is one other option" trying to drop hints "another kind of underwear?" "never mind, but we will just have to hold it for as long as possible" grins at you Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Yeah, I mean there's briefs, but those are for old guys. Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Looks at you "we could always try them haha" "or you could poop your undies haha!" Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Dan, you're a strange little man. Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 "yeah but what if I can't hold it?" I smirk at you "as if I would?" Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "I've been your friend for years and I still can't tell when you're kidding or serious. Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I look at you and laugh "well that's just great" I laugh "yeah I suppose but I don't Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Use a leaf. Or take some TP from the bus. Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 shrugs "never had this problem before mate" I sigh and nod Looks at you as the tour bus starts and we head off. Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Dude, stuff like this happens all the time on tours. I'm used to it. Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I go to sleep in my bed, I have strange dreams. it gets to morning and I have wet the bed. Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 *We wake up in LA. Joe gets on our bus* Joe: "Good morning, Marcus" "Good morning, Seph" *we do a secret handshake* Joe: "That's very funny. Link to comment
Danny Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Wakes up "wha- I" looks at the sheets "Ohh my gosh!" I rush into the bathroom embarrassed and start showering Link to comment
bigbabymikey1062 Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 Joe: "Help him throw his sheets and wet PJ's in the washer. Then come meet us for breakfast" Marcus: "Dan. Give me your wet pajamas. I'll throw them in the wash" Link to comment
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