If You Act Like a Baby... (Private)

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

Tony grabbed ten packs of diapers. "Our baby will need diapeys, yes she will!" He cooed, as he threw in wipes, powder, rash cream and baby oil. "Oh and definitely some frilly diaper covers."

[Neppy]

Astrid blushed and grimaced with every word her fathers said. She thought about unbuckling herself from the seat, but with both of them in front of her and with a harness, she wouldn't get far. Instead, she chose to look around in the store. Seven-foot cribs, high chairs big enough to fit a fully grown adult, oversized baby clothes, and stacks among stacks of diapers. It was all so insane to her.

"You can't be serious..." she muttered under her breath, continuing to stare around the store.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"Of course we're serious, Pumpkin," Tony cooed. He held up a frilly white dress with a matching bonnet. "Oh you will look so darling in this, won't you!" He put the outfit in and pinched her cheek.

[Neppy]

It took everything Astrid had to not slap her father's hand away. Doing that would surely result in a very public punishment, one that would destroy her reputation.

Upon hearing her other father, Astrid glanced over. She had never seen strollers that were that big before! She stared in shock as she felt herself being unbuckled and listed out of the seat. Astrid struggled to remain on her feet, but stood still, tugging at the harness. There had to be a way out of this! Was the clasp behind her? She reached behind herself, groping her back for a way out of her pink prison. She shook somewhat in the humiliation of it all, and the realization that given how expensive the furniture would be, if they decided on a purchase, she may never end up going to college and being her own woman.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"Astrid," Tony repeated. He spanked her bottom 5 times. "I asked you to go walk to Daddy. If you don't do as I say, you can just wear a diaper to your party tonight and we'll make sure all you're fed is bottles and baby food. This punishment will only be as bad as you make it."

[Neppy]

Astrid winced, gritting her teeth hard to avoid yelling in pain. But if she could go to this "party" without a diaper and other babyish items, she would take it, even if it meant humiliating herself right here.

One step at a time, she walked to her dada. She glanced up at him from time to time, but mainly stared at the floor. Seeing his smiling face also meant seeing the stroller he was next to. Damn it all!

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

Chris lifted her up. "That's a good girl!" He cooed, tossing her up in the air a couple of times before setting her into the stroller, strapping her in nice and tight. "There we go. Let's try it out." He started pushing it around. "It's good, sturdy. Plus it's got a big under carriage for a diaper bag."

[Neppy]

Astrid grimaced as she was tossed in the air and strapped in the stroller. She felt so stupid! Amidst her pouting, she noticed her father's excitement and turned her head to look.

"No way!" she spoke up, making her voice heard to anyone nearby. "I'm not sleeping in a baby swing!"

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"But sweetie, you have to," Tony cooed. "You might fall out of your bed. You're not a big girl after all." He took her out and put his hand down the front of her pull up. "Good girl staying dry! What a good girl you are!"

[Neppy]

"I am big!" Astrid protested, though she could tell that would fall on deaf ears. Why all this, if that was the case?

Any further thoughts were interrupted when her father put her hand down her... she couldn't even say it. She was so mortified! She wanted to hit him, to act out, but that would ultimately put her in her in an even worse situation later during the "party." Shit. Astrid felt her lower lip quiver, despite herself. Was she really going to cry over this? What would she do if she really did wet herself?

She wanted to get out of here, and fast. "I'm hungry," Astrid said automatically. She really wasn't, but she just wanted to leave as quickly as possible.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"If you're hungry, then here." Tony reached into the old diaper bag and pulled out a Baggie of Cheerios. He handed them to her. "Eat your nummies while Daddies shop."

[Neppy]

Astrid munched on the Cheerios, pouting the whole time. She glared at the employee, hoping no one would notice her dirty look, then glanced around for a bathroom. She wanted to get one of her fathers' attention, but discreetly. However, they seemed intrigued by the man who was helping them out, chatting away and nodding and talking about pricing and practicalities and such. Seeing no choice, she finally tugged on Chris' shirt and whispered in his ear.

"I have to use the bathroom."

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

Chris smiled and cooed loudly,

[Neppy]

Astrid looked annoyed and embarrassed at her dada's cooing. She tried to shut out as much of the conversation that she could and focus on holding her bladder so she wouldn't end up leaking in her pull-up, but the when the salesman pinched her nose, she felt herself leak out of being startled. Astrid retreated behind Chris, staring at the floor and feeling like an absolute fool. She hated all of this, and there was no way out. Astrid shook a little at the thought of a side crib so she could sleep in her parents' room. What would happen to her old room? Would it be converted to a nursery? The thought made her leak more out of anger.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

Tony noticed that she was peeing her pull up. "Oh no! Did our wittle princess go peepee?" he cooed loudly. "Well, I guess it's diaper time!" He grabbed the package they planned on buying and ripped it open, pulling out a big fluffy diaper, followed by wipes. He gently pushed her down onto the floor and took off her pull-up. "Oh sweetums, you went on your dress too?" He took that off as well, leaving her stark naked in the middle of the store. He wiped her down and then slid the large diaper under her bottom. He taped it on, with Chris snapping pictures of baby's first diaper change as an adult baby. Tony stood her up and patted her padded rear. "There we go, you're all set."

[Neppy]

Astrid glared at Tony as he exclaimed the status of her pull-up. Before she would protest, she saw him pull out one of the diapers and a couple of wipes and found herself on the floor. She refused to look at anyone during all this, as the salesman and Chris were probably smiling over all this embarrassment. She covered her chest and winced as she felt the cool wipes on her skin and groaned when she was finally diapered.

"I am not all set!" Astrid argued, still covering herself. "I need something to wear!"

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"Now silly, babies don't care if they're nakey or not," Tony cooed at her. He picked her up and put her back into the seat part of the cart, snapping a few pictures of her as he did. "I think we've bought pretty much everything there is. The crib, changing table and other things will be delivered later. Next we'll head to the toy store." He pushed the cart to the check out and bought everything. Chris followed along, grabbing all the bags. Tony picked Astrid up out of the cart and set her on the ground. Out of the bag he pulled out the toddler leash and clipped the harness onto her.

[Neppy]

Astrid frowned and covered herself as pictures were taken. She was sure her face was as pink as some of the decorations that surrounded her in the store, even when they checked out.

When Astrid was lifted from the cart, she felt some relief, thinking she would be covered. Even if they put on one of the outfits they bought, it would still better than this! To her surprise, the harness was strapped to her instead, leaving her bare except for her diaper.

"No!" Astrid protested. "I don't wanna go! No!" She even stamped her foot, aware of how immature she was acting now, but unable to care. This was too much! "I wanna go home!"

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

Tony cocked an eyebrow. "Well someone is a little fuss budget." He grabbed the pacifier and stuck it into her mouth, clipping the leash to the harness. "I think someone is a cranky baby. Maybe she needs to be fed."

[Neppy]

Astrid frowned around the pacifier, and freaked out inwardly at the idea of being fed. She didn't want to go to a restaurant, not like this! She watched as her dada filled her bottle and felt better about that than anything else. Maybe if she played along, she would go home more quickly?

She yelped a bit in surprise when she was lifted up and had a bottle inserted into her mouth. She looked into her daddy's eyes as she drank from it, hoping to plead with him silently to just go home. Astrid saw no point in putting up a fight now, especially after the threat of her "party" this evening. She was, however, nervous about another public diaper change, especially after a full bottle of water.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"Good girl suckling on your baba," Tony cooed. He carried her into Toys R Us and set her in the front of the cart. "Keep drinking." He pushed her to the toys and filled up the cart with baby toys like blocks and cloth dolls and pull toys, he even threw in some teething rings.

[Neppy]

As soon as they set foot into the popular toy store, Astrid was incredibly nervous. She looked around anxiously, pitifully sucking on her bottle, expecting security to show up at any moment and tell them to leave due to having a nearly-nude woman in a public space, a space where children frequented no less. She could already see it making national news, with everyone seeing her. All Astrid could do now was close her eyes as tears welled up. She ignored her daddies and instead tried to curl up into a ball, despite the restraints on the special needs cart proving otherwise.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

"Aw," Tony cooed. "Is babykins crankykins? Maybe she needs to take a nap." He patted her head and pushed her towards the checkout where they were able to ring everything out. He then carried the bags to the awaiting car that Chris had brought around. He strapped Astrid into her new carseat and pinched her cheeks before getting in and driving home with Chris. Once they were home, he carried her inside and laid her down in her new playpen that the delivery men had set up. "You take a nap, sweetums. The nice men are upstairs setting up your crib and changing table. Daddy and Dada want you to get lots and lots of rest for your party tonight."

[Neppy]

Astrid was glad to know that she would go home now, but she continued to look displeased. She didn't show eye contact with anyone during the checkout and frowned more when she saw the carseat.

Astrid was surprised she could fit in it, but was uncomfortable. The shoulder straps were rather tight, and she figured it was the padding of her diaper that made it so the waist strap wasn't as bad. At least the drive home was short and quiet.

She put up no fight when Tony picked her up and carried her inside, but she couldn't help but gawk at the oversized playpen they had set up. There was even a small pillow and a large pastel blanket in there.

"No crib," Astrid protested tiredly. "No..." She was out before she could say any more, exhausted from her tantrums.

[dontyouloveyourmommy]

Two hours later, Chris walked over to the playpen. "Good afternoon, Sunshine," he cooed, lifting her up. "Is our cranky baby feeling a little better after her nap?" He hoisted her onto his hip and kissed her cheek, carrying her upstairs. He threw open the door to her bedroom...which was now transformed into a nursery. The walls were now covered in baby posters and letters. In the center of the room was a rather large crib, with babyish bedding and plush toys throughout.