The Big Labor Day Family Reunion (Private with me and Padded_Princess)

[Padded_Princess]

Your mom frowns." Nate I thought you were a big boy you should have been able to hold it...now your blaming your big cousin because you went potty on yourself...You should thank him for taking the time to clean you up and dress you in more appropriate clothes..." She looks to me." Thank you Kyle for taking good care of your baby cousin...I was just going to make a run to the store with the ladies would you mind taking care of him a bit longer?"

[maximusdignitas]

"Mom, you can't leave me with him!

[Padded_Princess]

I laugh as you have a fit like the child your dressed as. I see you are dissatisfied with your choice of lunch. "Now , no fussing you aren't big enough to eat all the grown up food but maybe if your a good boy big cousin will let you have some of his macaroni." I open both jars planning on feeding you both anyways.

[maximusdignitas]

I sit there clearly not enjoying myself as you push that slop into my mouth despite having a palate that is way more refined.

[Padded_Princess]

I smile looking at your messy face I take out the wipes and clean your face up." Hmm I guess your little tummy isn't ready for food yet...its okay big cousin will make you a bottle in a little bit." I take off the bib and take you out the high chair holding your hand I get in line and get a plate filled with macaroni, bbq chicken, potato salad, baked beans, corn bread, and watermelon.

[maximusdignitas]

I don't want to drink a bottle like a baby, but it can't be any worse that eating baby food and I walk into the large play area and nervously walk over to the toys and sit down in front of some hot wheels and pick one up.

[Padded_Princess]

I laugh." well If you plan to be a big boy again of course not tell a grown up so they can take you to the potty." I eat my food laughing as I watch you playing if not for your size you'd fit in perfectly. Some of the older cousins around your age come over and laugh." Aww look at the baby playing with his cars...you better be a good baby and maybe your big cousin Kyle will take you to the kiddie pool."

[maximusdignitas]

I breathe a sigh of relief as I hear you say that you're going to let me use the bathroom because it was bad enough wetting my pants, but I couldn't imagine wetting a diaper like the toddlers I am with seem to have no problems doing.

[Padded_Princess]

I smile seeing you relax being told a grow up would take you potty...That didnt necessarily mean you would be taken in time... but still it gave you hope for now. The little girl starts to cry and I see you seem to have upset her. I get up and walk over coming inside.

[maximusdignitas]

I hear her start crying and look in your direction and see you look up from your plate and I sigh knowing this won't be good and I have flashbacks to when I was a kid and getting talked to and now I felt even worse being 10 years older and still in diapers.

[Padded_Princess]

I smile." good job buddy I'm proud of you...and you most definitely do need a nap...you'll be less cranky." I put the pacifier in your mouth taking you out of the play area. I lead you into the house which is mostly empty to the living room where there is a playpen all setup for you.

[maximusdignitas]

I follow you into the kitchen even though I'm not tired and realizing you just want to make me suffer and then you lay me down and start to untape my diaper and I start getting relieved because I think you are done with all this non-sense.

[Padded_Princess]

" I didnt want you to have another accident and besides babies don't care where their potty is...be happy

[maximusdignitas]

I look down and notice that you are right.

[Padded_Princess]

After giving you the bottle and darkening the room I leave to let you put yourself to sleep. Like any adult would do with a fussy toddler refusing a nap. Every few minutes I checked on you and chuckled seeing you asleep in the playpen. *So much for not needing a nap*. Your mom ask about you and I inform

[maximusdignitas]

When you come quickly into the room and announce that you smell a dirty diaper it makes me cry even harder as I watch you grin ear to ear like a cheshire cat or someone who won the lottery.

[Padded_Princess]

I gently bounce you making the mess squish around and spread more to the front." Shh your okay, your mommy has been waiting for you to wake up little man." I smile not even bothering to hide how much I enjoy this as I shake my head no.

[maximusdignitas]

As you bounce me on your knee I grimace as I feel the mess start spreading up to the front of my diaper and I've never felt this gross or felt this bad and now I feel more babyish than I thought possible.

[Padded_Princess]

I don't go far just leading you to wear multiple baby blankets were laid out. Laying you on a blanket you see me pick up a diaper bag that's blue with teddies all over it. I untape your diaper there in front of everyone and open it and crinkle my nose a little." Phew someone has a stinky bottom" You here some people snicker as I began wiping you clean and one of the teenagers gasp." Wow look at that....he even has a little wee wee just like a baby!" The tell tale sound of a clicking camera sounds as someone uses there phone to snap a picture of you being changed out of a messy diaper and your little wee wee.

[maximusdignitas]

I look down at the bag and see my fate inside with loads of diapers and wipes and a bottle of powder right close to the top and I know how the story goes because I've seen many babies changed before as well as baby sat my little cousin that I hurt earlier.

[Padded_Princess]

I smile as you had opened your mouth accepting the paci. It seemed the reality of the situation was sinking in. I gently rub your back as we go to the finger painting area." don't worry I'll make sure those videos and pics don't get out as long as your a good boy big cousin has your back."

[maximusdignitas]

I feel a little better that you will keep them from posting those pictures, but it didn't mean that the dirty diaper change never took place and that's what I really want erased from everyone's mind including mine.

[Padded_Princess]

I walk over to my aunt and talk to her about me babysitting you for the weekend giving her time to get things together at your house. I assure her its no problem and we would have fun. My plan is working out better than expected, from what your mom said you would have a new wardrobe and bedroom when you came home from school Tuesday.

[maximusdignitas]

The other toddlers don't realize how belittling you are as you ask me how I'm going with my painting in your syrupy sounding voice and I can't do anything but drool around my pacifier and I'm glad no one is watching me as a little gets on my shirt.

[Padded_Princess]

I chuckle and take you to the high chairs after hanging up the picture. I buckle you in the high chair and slide the tray in place then take out a package of gerbers graduates strawberry puffs.. they are like star shaped strawberry flavored cheerios but made to dissolve easily to prevent choking. I pour a good amount on the tray and also place a bottle with apple juice on the tray.