ItchyTasty Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Also says the drunk shits himself when put in the police van. Link to comment
DiaperPailPat Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Two guys are at a bar, drunk. One gets sick and pukes on the other and feels horrible about this and takes out his wallet and says "I'm really sorry about this. Here's a $20 bill. Use this to get your shirt cleaned." The puke-covered guy walks home, goes inside, and is greeted by his wife who asks "What in the world happened to you?" The guy then explains about the other guy getting sick and giving him $20 to get his shirt cleaned. The wife reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40 and says "OK, then, what's the OTHER $20 for?" The guy says "Well, he also shit my pants!" Link to comment
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