Unexpected Smellyness In Public

[Guest Wetnmessy247]

At the walmart, messy and wet, thank you.

Was taking a shortcut through the vaccum cleaners and BAM!!!

I smelled the sweet scent of a fresh diaper.

Apparently there is a vacum cleaner thing that can emit pleasant smells, such as a baby's pampered tushy.

Ever been randomly assaulted with a smell you didn't expect?

And shame on you for assuming this was going to be about my messy diapers!! Shame.

Never assume anything. It makes an ass of u and me,

[babymikeblue]

this hasn't happened to me yet, but it would be weird or awkward though

[boy ricky]

At the walmart, messy and wet, thank you.

Was taking a shortcut through the vaccum cleaners and BAM!!!

I smelled the sweet scent of a fresh diaper.

Apparently there is a vacum cleaner thing that can emit pleasant smells, such as a baby's pampered tushy.

Ever been randomly assaulted with a smell you didn't expect?

And shame on you for assuming this was going to be about my messy diapers!! Shame.

Never assume anything. It makes an ass of u and me,

Too funny and awesome all at once. Something that makes the smell of a freshly pampered baby would be too much to ask for. I could set it up for when i leave Daddy this srping for a week. He might not notice i was gone then