timmyc Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Thursday, Jul. 09, 2009 Woman wets herself during shoplifting arrest A 25-year-old Myrtle Beach woman who was arrested and charged with shoplifting urinated on the ground and was transported to the hospital after claiming she was having a seizure. Krystal Lynn McMillan was detained by an employee at Ulta Cosmetics in Myrtle Beach, after McMillan allegedly put cosmetic testers and other makeup in her purse about 5 p.m. Wednesday, according to a Myrtle Beach Police Department report. The incident was captured on surveillance video. After police arrived and McMillan was placed in handcuffs, she began to scream for her boyfriend and said she needed her medication. She threw herself on the ground and said she couldn't breathe and was having a seizure. Emergency Medical Services was contacted. McMillan started spitting on the floor and said she needed to pee and "had explosive diarrhea," according to the report. She squatted on the ground and appeared to force herself to urinate, leaving a pool of urine on the ground. When EMS arrived on the scene McMillan was transported to Grand Strand Regional Medical Center. She was released and booked into jail. She was charged with shoplifting first degree and breach of peace. Link to comment
Darkfinn Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Gotta love those South Carolinians... bored out of their minds... nothing else worthy of reporting I guess. Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Gotta love those South Carolinians... bored out of their minds... nothing else worthy of reporting I guess. That's why we're on top, doin' the bonin', Darkfinn! Link to comment
DiaperBigBoy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 who's says wetting your pants gets you out of everything Link to comment
Knuxie Fawks Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I think it might've been more believable if she actually had explosive diarrhea... She should plan these things ahead...with laxatives! Link to comment
Frink Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Oddly enough, "explosive diarrhea" is a perfect get-out-of-work phrase. It's one of those things that's so horrible no employer would think you're lying about it. Link to comment
Guest Mummy's Cute Baby Lucy Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Unfortunately "explosive diarrhea" is not a get out of coursework phrase.. grumpy lecturers!! Link to comment
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