Baby Bethany Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Not for sale, more of a give away!! Wanted! Adoptive parents for my Adult Baby Girl. She is age 26 and English. She is a cute little girl, but can be naughty. I find myself spanking her several days a week now. She can also be very demanding, especialy when it comes to daddy reading her a bedtime story. I warned her that if she keeps being naughty I will put her up for adoption, so here I am! Beth PS, I'm also fed up with changing her stinky arse! Link to comment
singner Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 How about for auction instead? I bid one Ruble. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted May 7, 2008 Author Share Posted May 7, 2008 How about for auction instead? I bid one Ruble. Damn, I don't have any change! Anyway, don't think you're getting a bargain Singner. You will spend a fortune on nappies and she demands attention all the time. The current bid is 1 Ruble........do I hear any bids higher than 1 Ruble? 1 Ruble and 1 Hershey bar.........thank you the HNG at the back! Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Damn, I don't have any change! Anyway, don't think you're getting a bargain Singner. You will spend a fortune on nappies and she demands attention all the time. The current bid is 1 Ruble........do I hear any bids higher than 1 Ruble? 1 Ruble and 1 Hershey bar.........thank you the HNG at the back! Me no like hersheys...yucky...don't let him take me Daddy, he might make me have them wen me be bad And dat singner looks weally scarwy Link to comment
singner Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I'm not scary! .... Just HUNGRY!!! Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I'm not scary! .... Just HUNGRY!!! Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Daaaaaaaadddyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Daaaaaaaadddyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? I'm not daddy anymore, Singner is! I'm enjoying a break from messy diapers and stupid bedtime stories featuring little princesses. Ex Daddy! Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 What? I'm not daddy anymore, Singner is! I'm enjoying a break from messy diapers and stupid bedtime stories featuring little princesses. Ex Daddy! No Daddy!! You didn't even cwose de deal yet. Me stiwl wiv you. Me no want go home wiv singner. You shud be nice and send me to good home. Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Singner, when can you pick her up! She's still asking for stories. Beth Link to comment
Tadpole Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Singner, when can you pick her up! She's still asking for stories. Beth I'm just down the hill from her, but getting the impression I should keep quiet and pretend I don't exist Tad. Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'm just down the hill from her, but getting the impression I should keep quiet and pretend I don't exist Tad. Me want Tad to 'dopt me otay? He nicer dan Singner. Den if Singner does takes me, me wiwl wun away to Tads house Link to comment
singner Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Hummmm.. does this one come pre-seasoned or do I have to fatten her up and marinate her myself? Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Hummmm.. does this one come pre-seasoned or do I have to fatten her up and marinate her myself? Me no comin anywhere wiv you!! Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted May 10, 2008 Author Share Posted May 10, 2008 I'm just down the hill from her, but getting the impression I should keep quiet and pretend I don't exist Tad. No, she's alright Tad.....honestly! I'm just......erm.......going away for the week.......and erm........need someone to look after her, that's it! I will of course take her off your hands after a week! Link to comment
singner Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Me no comin anywhere wiv you!! Really? Well, darn, I have allll this saltwater taffy and nobody to eat it. Oh well. Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Really? Well, darn, I have allll this saltwater taffy and nobody to eat it. Oh well. Wellllllllll, me mite dust com wiv you for lickle bit den. Did me gotta eat din dins first? Daddy said no candy tiwl after din dins. But me no wike dat wule. Link to comment
singner Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Oh, no need to worry, dinner will come shortly after the candy. -licks chops- Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Oh, no need to worry, dinner will come shortly after the candy. -licks chops- Otay. Me wiwl come wiv you dust for bit den. But me need tell Daddy firwst otay? Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 Yes, you can go.......erm......just for a bit! *I proceed to start packing my bags, making sure I have the one way airline tickets ready!* Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 *runs up and hugs you* Fankyou Daddy. Me be back soon. You want me bwing candy forw you too? Link to comment
Baby Bethany Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 *runs up and hugs you* Fankyou Daddy. Me be back soon. You want me bwing candy forw you too? Yes, okay.......send it, I mean bring me some home! Link to comment
singner Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 <insert nefarious, maniacal, shodenfreud laughter> *Begin Soliloquy* Ah, the teeth, yes, therein's the thing by which man spreads his truth and by my own I'll spread my truth to this young lamb 'til she lay soaked in it! What better tenderizer than trust which with sweets I've won and none-the-wiser be the world it turns yet on its diurnal axis and shall once my dark deed is done. If music be the food of love, then children for my stomache! *End Soliloquy* Come, come, child, let's make haste. Link to comment
babyboo3 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 <insert nefarious, maniacal, shodenfreud laughter> *Begin Soliloquy* Ah, the teeth, yes, therein's the thing by which man spreads his truth and by my own I'll spread my truth to this young lamb 'til she lay soaked in it! What better tenderizer than trust which with sweets I've won and none-the-wiser be the world it turns yet on its diurnal axis and shall once my dark deed is done. If music be the food of love, then children for my stomache! *End Soliloquy* Come, come, child, let's make haste. *looks at you, perplexed* Me no unnerstand, singner, where my candy? Link to comment
DiaperBigBoy Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I will babysit her for a weekend. If that's okay Link to comment
phogendpf Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Id like to find a girl to "adopt". Im 20 and live in san diego. Any girls looking to be adopted and be with daddy here in cali? Link to comment
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